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Pit,

my dog just stuck his little pink rocket onto my sleeping pillow and masturbated with a vengeance as if he was punishing the pillow for cheating on him.

i do not know how to respond to a sight that in-fact now my pillow has unborn puppies lying on the surface and is seeping inwards to the innards of my pillow.

discuss the odd happenings, and possibly put the odd stories of yours within. (accidental sex pun)




People in the pit take my post way too seriously.

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Last edited by Deadlock Riff at Jul 3, 2010,
#5
Take the dog out of your room and wash the fecking pillow.
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#8
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Your pillow's a slut from the sound of it.
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#10
get him a female companion
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#16
Haha, yeah... that has happened to other people I know.
But, even funnier... I knew a guy who had gay cats... no joke.
#18
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#19
Dogs are scary sometimes....
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#20
My dog humps my pillow all the time, but she's a female, so it's OK. No splashback for me.

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#22
*waits for the pics*



Wait...

wat.
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I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
#26
Did he go down on it afterwards?

Does he like a bit of cushion for the pushin'?

Did he get a pillow job?
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
Last edited by whalepudding at Jul 3, 2010,
#27
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Right now he's like oh crap gotta jack off really quick so they don't all think I'm a lier


you wish dont you??! so can watch me. ha no

well UG wont take my pic at its original size, so ima just link it with photobucket
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#29
You have no idea how stoned I am you bastard, it's 12:13 in the morning and I'm still laughing loudly at op.
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#31
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Pit,

my dog just stuck his little pink rocket onto my sleeping pillow and masturbated with a vengeance as if he was punishing the pillow for cheating on him.

i do not know how to respond to a sight that in-fact now my pillow has unborn puppies lying on the surface and is seeping inwards to the innards of my pillow.

discuss the odd happenings, and possibly put the odd stories of yours within. (accidental sex pun)


Go **** his water bowl.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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#36
well the dog looks happy as feck.


.... you seriously just took a pic of dog jizz.



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Next hendrix is like a a sidesplitting triumph of slapstick and scatology, a runaway moneymaker and budding franchise, the worst thing to happen to Kazakhstan since the Mongol hordes, and, a communist.


This is my sig!
#37
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shall put in OP


Your dogs jizz looks gross.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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