#1
'sup, guys, I found an unopened bottle of Pepsi at our town's flea market, bought it for 1$CAN, I made some researches on the webz and found out this stubby is at least 24 years old.



It cosmetically is in great condition... but what about the cola itself? Prolly not that great....

Well, the point of the thread is pretty much what I should do with that thing, but also, what do you think happened to it since it was made? (shoop if you got 'em; I'd totally see a "tourist guy" spinoff starring the bottle...)

tl;dr old bottle of Pepsi is old. Deliver, make funnies!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#6
well... you gotta try it right? maybe fermented pepsi gives you some wicked hallucinations that you will share with the pit?
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#7
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I dare you to drink it.


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well... you gotta try it right? maybe fermented pepsi gives you some wicked hallucinations that you will share with the pit?


...I want to...




....I really do...
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#8
drink it.

then post hallucinations
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It doesn't actually smell as bad as I though.... but there is a I-have-a-bad-feeling-about-this tint of weird smell...

DirtEdit:
There seems to be dirt under the cap...

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It's 300% sugar, I'm sure you could drink it.
Keep it as a collector's item.


Collector's item? orly?

DirtEdit2: anyone shooping anything?
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Last edited by DirtyMakik at Jul 3, 2010,
#15
Don't drink it, let it ferment for 50 more years then show it to your kids and sell it on futuristic eBay for loads of money, or drink it in 50 years and vomit accordingly
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#18
Why would you drink it? It's fucking pepsi. That's disgusting man.
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#19
I would just look at it, 24/7. Cause that's awesome.
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#20
it's not worth any more with the pepsi still inside it. i wouldn't drink it tbh, mostly on the grounds that warm cola is nasty as shiznit and also because it's been festering in the bottle underneath a cosmically miniscule amount of carbon dioxide for a quarter century. it probably wouldn't even fizz if you opened it.

you might as well just dump the contents and keep the bottle as a decoration for your room or something.
#21
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it's not worth any more with the pepsi still inside it. i wouldn't drink it tbh, mostly on the grounds that warm cola is nasty as shiznit and also because it's been festering in the bottle underneath a cosmically miniscule amount of carbon dioxide for a quarter century. it probably wouldn't even fizz if you opened it.

you might as well just dump the contents and keep the bottle as a decoration for your room or something.


but having the liquid inside it adds a "wtf?" factor...


...or with the recent Pepsi reissue campaign, I could prank someone dim-witted into drinking it...
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#22
save it. all that old coca cola sh*t is worth alot of money nowadays. you COULD drink it if you wanted to, hell its practically air proof sealed. im sure itll bbe flat tho. I think full bottles will fetch more than opened ones though. Some crazy rich dude would buy it and research its contents for molecular continuity or some sh*t lol
#23


My first GIMP shoop ever!

Not really blended in properly, and it now has the size of a 2L bottle...
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#24
If you drink it, you will most likely grow a natural perm and will have an intense fondness of spandex pants and blazer jackets.
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If you drink it, you will most likely grow a natural perm and will have an intense fondness of spandex pants and blazer jackets.

(So yes, you should drink it.)
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you should sell it and use the money to buy you coke.



Fix'd.
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#29
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this plus mildy frustrated guy could = WINZ?

and profitz?


MS Paint it, dude, you got the idea.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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