#1
was in a thread and wrote this song for it and though it would be cool to put it here

kinda a parody of handlebars by flobots


i can ride my skateboard with no handlebars
no handle bars no handlebars
i can ride my skateboard with no handlebars
no handle bars no handlebars

look at me look at me
hands in the air like it's good to be bored
going down this hill
on a board with just four wheels
i tried to balance as much as i can
keeping my arms up
so i don't have to fall down
without balancing on these trucks

i almost fell near a pebble
and almost got in trouble
i saw a fat kid who tripped
and lay on the rubble
he cried for his momma
to come out the door
then i said yo mama so fat
she couldn't walk no more
but still...

i can ride my skateboard with no handlebars
no handlebars no handlebars
i can ride my skateboard with no handlebars
no handlebars no handlebars

look at me look at me
im home on UG
going into the pit to explore the threads
to infinity
i came across this one
about lyrics
and changing them suprisingly
to make something to laugh about and trip

i recall what i though today
and also what i saw today
and my ideas make me never want to
turn away
still i can type out
everything i think
and when im bored
i'll look up tabs and then i'll sing these words

i can ride my skateboard with no handlebars
no handlebars no handlebars
i can type with no handlebars
no handlebars no handlebars

(trombone or trumpet solo, i like it its cool)

LOOK AT US LOOK AT US
UGer's WE WON'T STOP
WE use the forums
To bring this website on top
the tabs
the lessons
we read
the news
but i'll stick with the pit
cause i think it's cool

its the source of fasination
and examples of exaggeration
and anything can go on but there's still
moderation
i don't know what to do
i don't know what to read
but i can't be troll or i'll be
*reported*

this damn song just made no sense
it made no sense
it made no sense
this damn song just made no sense
it made no sense
it made no sense


but i don't know
but i don't know
but i don't know
but i don't know
but i don't know
but i don't know
but stilll......

i can ride my skateboard with no handlebars
no handlebars no handlebars
i can ride my skateboard with no handlebars
no handlebars no handlebars