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#2
The cowboy is trying to get his horse to bring help, but he just keeps bringing women?
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#3
He's asking the horse to fetch his Posse/Gang so that he can escape. But instead the Horse keeps bringing him a Hussy/slut/*****. The joke is "funny" because Hussy and Posse sound alike.


...It's not funny.

Edit: I meant Pussy

>_>
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Last edited by Adam Scott at Jul 3, 2010,
#4
POSSE Pussy

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#5
The horse thinks the cowboy is asking for pussy, but he's asking for it to bring his posse.


I win.

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#6
Pronounce "Posse" in different ways...one will be related to women :P


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#7
``Look, it's POSSE, ok, POSSE!!!''

The horse keeps misunderstanding it as pussy.
#8
the cowboy wants a posse instead of pussy, but the horse keeps bringing him pussy
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#11
The horse thought he said pussy, so he kept bringing back women
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#13
It's a play on words. Posse means a body of persons summoned by a sheriff to assist in preserving the public peace usually in an emergency. The horse thinks he's saying pussy.

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#14
at the end, posse, which is referring to the cowboys group of peers, was mistaken for pussy, which is what the horse kept retrieving for the cowboy. the cowboy was asking that the horse would go fetch his group of friends to rescue him, and, thinking the cowboy said pussy instead of possy, the horse kept bringing him desirable women.
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#19
Thats a smart horse
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#20
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The horse thinks the cowboy is asking for pussy, but he's asking for it to bring his posse.


#22
Don't know why you guys are moaning. That's a bloody funny joke.


I was in a bar the other day, and some guy walked in with a frog. The barmaid asked "hey, what's with the frog?" The guy replied that i was specially trained frog, and could get a woman off in less than 30 seconds.
The barmaid was rig rightfully skeptical, and asked the guy to prove it on her.

He put the frog on the bar and ordered it to "go!"

Nothing happened.

"Go frog! GO!"

Still nothing happened"

"Jesus!" the man said, "how many times do i have to show you!"...

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Last edited by Jiggzy.UK at Jul 3, 2010,
#23
Quote by Jiggzy.UK
Don't know why you guys are moaning. That's a bloody funny joke.


I was in a bar the other day, and some guy walked in with a frog. The barmaid asked "hey, what's with the frog?" The guy replied that i was specially trained frog, and could get a woman off in less than 30 seconds.
The barmaid was rig rightfully skeptical, and asked the guy to prove it on her.

He put the frog on the bar and ordered it to "go!"

Nothing happened.

"Go frog! GO!"

Still nothing happened"

"Jesus!" the man said, "how many times do i have to show you!"...



EDIT: ooooooooooh I get it now
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#24
I thought it would be Prossy, like a prostitute, rather than pussy... Meh.
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#26
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#29
Quote by Jiggzy.UK
Don't know why you guys are moaning. That's a bloody funny joke.


I was in a bar the other day, and some guy walked in with a frog. The barmaid asked "hey, what's with the frog?" The guy replied that i was specially trained frog, and could get a woman off in less than 30 seconds.
The barmaid was rig rightfully skeptical, and asked the guy to prove it on her.

He put the frog on the bar and ordered it to "go!"

Nothing happened.

"Go frog! GO!"

Still nothing happened"

"Jesus!" the man said, "how many times do i have to show you!"...
I don't get it.
#30
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I don't get it.


The guy is being smooth to get the ladies.
#33
Hey genghis, in case you still didn't understand the joke, the horse is getting posse confused for pussy, which explains why he brings back women instead of help.
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Last edited by angusfan16 at Jul 3, 2010,
#34
Quote by genghisgandhi
I have been studying this "joke" for near 15 minutes, and I come to you to explain to me why it is supposed to be funny.

http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~lorch/humor/horse.html

He's asking the horse to bring a bunch of guys with guns (a posse) to kill the Indians and save him. The horse thinks he is asking for pussy.
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#35
He's asking the horse to bring him pussy, or women. The horse misunderstands this as posse and is bringing him men to help rescue him.
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#37
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He's asking the horse to bring him pussy, or women. The horse misunderstands this as posse and is bringing him men to help rescue him.


This was funnier than the actual joke. And this wasn't even funny.
#38
That fucking anteater must be a blithering idiot if after 37 explanations of this joke he still doesn't get it.
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#40
But we all know that Pussy>Posse
silly cowboy.
So come on in
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take off your skin
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