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#1
Okay, I went out to a friend's birthday party last night. There was no drugs or alcohol or any shit like that there.
And I had a pretty good night, it was heaps fun.

So, I get home at about 11pm, jump on MSN for a sec and then decide that I'm tired and I need sleep.

I tried sleeping all night, but couldn't (that I remember anyway) and spent most of the night TRYING to sleep.

So, I get out of bed at about 7am, and think "Meh, I don't feel tired now. I'll just get up."
Went and had a shower and when I got out, Mum goes "Did you wet the bed or something?" (Because, usually I'm not awake til at very least 10am.)
I passed this comment off as a joke.

I went and got dressed and then Mum comes in and goes "You didn't do anything stupid last night did you?"
And I'm thinking "Are you ****ing serious...?"
So it went on like that for a bit, and she asked me at one point "Did you feel any happier than usual last night?"
And I go "No. I felt exactly the same as usual, but a little better because I was actually socialing with people outside of school."
And she left the room sometime after that.

So, I'm like "Ah shit. Glad that's over." And then she comes at me again and tells her friend to check my pupils! Mum stands next to me and her friend looks at both our eyes and she says "His are bigger."
So, I'm thinking "You've got to be ****ing kidding me!"

For the record, I did NOT touch any drugs and wouldn't even have done so assuming they were there. Here's why.

And the thing that bothers me most about this is that Mum doesn't trust me at all about any of it.
#2
Mums are bitches about this sort of thing.

Just tell her that you didn't do any drugs, then ignore her.
#4
Tell her you had unprotected anal sex, should take the weight off the
drugs.
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I was sympathetic until you linked to straight edge. Die.

and this..
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#5
Parents' idea of the world is that if you're not directly in their line of vision you're having sex, doing drugs, smoking, drinking, or stealing. Don't worry about it.
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#7
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Mums are bitches about this sort of thing.

Just tell her that you didn't do any drugs, then ignore her.

I been doing that. Well, actually, seems like she's been ignoring me.
#8
Cool straight edge advertisement, bro.
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#9
Tell her you're gay, that should distract her from the drugs thing.
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#11
Well if your mom already assumes you're doing drugs, you might as well start.
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#13
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nicely done!

You know what, I'm going with your mom on this one. I think you are on drugs
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#14
Tell her you didn't and that she's mental.
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#15
Haha! I'm lucky my mum doesn't do stuff like that with me or I'd b screwed
#17
Tell her you're pregnant, that should shut her mouth. Especially if you're a guy.
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#18
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I agree, people who label themselves unnecessarily to fit into a social group instead of saying I don't drink, smoke or do drugs are obviously idiots.

Wow, that's exactly how I feel too!
#20
tell your mum that you were trawling the red light district of your town, lookin for a bit of unprotected, gay fun with animals.
That'll take the weight off the drugs thing
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#21
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If I wanted to advertise straight edge, I'd say "Hey man! Be straight edge!"

lol you told a story that this forum could definitely NOT solve to advertise straight edge. Here's why.
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Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#23
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lol you told a story that this forum could definitely NOT solve to advertise straight edge. Here's why.

What sort of people have you spoken to on this site? That seems like a lot of useless work.
#24
just let it blow over, if she keeps going on, tell her to get you drug tested. maybe just the confidence of being able to say drug test me will stop her from ranting. if not the test will be clean anyway and youll be fine
then punch her in the face and tell her to make you a goddamn sammich for the inconvenience
edit: straight edge is fine IMO btw, but when you start advertising it thats when it becomes annoying
i know some 14 year old "scene" kids who go to parties and shit and generally just go around proclaiming how they are straight edge like its a fashion statement. makes me wanna punch them and inject heroin into their eyes
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#25
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What sort of people have you spoken to on this site? That seems like a lot of useless work.

What are you even talking about?
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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#26
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Okay, I went out to a friend's birthday party last night. There was no drugs or alcohol or any shit like that there.
And I had a pretty good night, it was heaps fun.

So, I get home at about 11pm, jump on MSN for a sec and then decide that I'm tired and I need sleep.

Sounds like an awesome night.
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#28
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Sounds like an awesome night.

this. You're 16 TS, why the hell weren't there any drugs or drink at this 'party'?

and for the record, I respect people's choices as to what they do and do not do with their body, but straight edge is bullshit.
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#31
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Because we NEED alcohol for a night to be good.

did you not see the location of the fine fellow you quoted?
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#32
Quote by TheBurningFish
Sounds like an awesome night.



I kind of got the idea from the opening post he's got one of those really strict families. He tells his moms he's happier then usualy because he went out and socialised(suggesting he dosen't?), and he was home early and his mom still suspects drugs.


I dunno, kind of seemed that way.
#34
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Serious Steve and Psycho Dan were both stoned.
1976 would be closer to the year. The only thing straight edge then was sold in hardware stores.
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#35
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this. You're 16 TS, why the hell weren't there any drugs or drink at this 'party'?

and for the record, I respect people's choices as to what they do and do not do with their body, but straight edge is bullshit.

Dammit, you stole my opinion! Aspirin, antibiotics, novocaine, anything that a doctor gives you is a drug, shit even oxygen is a drug. You can choose not to do excessively mind-altering drugs, but theres no way around everything.
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#38
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There's gotta be drugs too. Then you're set.

And pre marital sex. Unprotected. Doggy style.
#39
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And pre marital sex. Unprotected. Doggy style.

someone forgot the rock 'n' roll..
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#40
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And pre marital sex. Unprotected. Doggy style.

You forgot anal.
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