#1
My friend just said that she had a sunburn on her privates... but is it actually possible to tan them darker like the rest of the body ?
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Dick Jerky.
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put a george foreman grill on ur penis, then post pics
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Why bother? By the time someone sees them you no longer need to impress them. Unless you're just showing it to random people on the street, in which case it'll probably be a "no" no matter how nice it looks.
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#12
I always thought it weird how my dick was as tan my arms with no sunshine, so tanning it would be pointless.
I guess we are just different people
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#13
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Well, it's either true, or you just got rejected in a very original way.


Rejected in what way? She's just a friend
#14
I've tried several times but I never get past the rubbing the sun tan lotion on part...
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I've tried several times but I never get past the rubbing the sun tan lotion on part...

I know the feeling.
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I've tried several times but I never get past the rubbing the sun tan lotion on part...


HAHAHAHA! That's the best i've lol'd reading something in a while. Thanks for making my day, seriously. You get a medal for a true laugh, I salute you.
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Rejected in what way? She's just a friend

You got the "let's just be friends" talk already? Damn.


Anyway, you can get your anus bleached, so I guess tanning your schlong should also be possible. I don't see what'd stop the skin on it to produce pigments, like any other piece of skin.
#20
I only noticed yesterday that my penis is rather tanned compared to the rest of my body, i don't know how this happens, maybe when i am asleep, it falls out and a small wang shaped ray of sunshine comes through my curtains when the sun rises, landing perfectly upon my baton.
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I only noticed yesterday that my penis is rather tanned compared to the rest of my body, i don't know how this happens, maybe when i am asleep, it falls out and a small wang shaped ray of sunshine comes through my curtains when the sun rises, landing perfectly upon my baton.




For some bizarres reason I'm not aware of all guys wangs are slightly darker.. Must be all the friction.
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You got the "let's just be friends" talk already? Damn.



We were a couple 3 years ago and I have a GF now... anyways I'll try to tan my Hercules
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#24
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My friend just said that she had a sunburn on her privates... but is it actually possible to tan them darker like the rest of the body ?

My wife tans full nude. She's been doing it for years though. But yes, she's the same color all over. It's nice
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For some bizarres reason I'm not aware of all guys wangs are slightly darker.. Must be all the friction.


It's due to the muscles being closer to the surface, plus darker flesh and blood.
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TS are you 5? "Private parts"? Really?
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I only noticed yesterday that my penis is rather tanned compared to the rest of my body, i don't know how this happens, maybe when i am asleep, it falls out and a small wang shaped ray of sunshine comes through my curtains when the sun rises, landing perfectly upon my baton.


This.

Seriously.

My legs are all white but The Wizard and his friends are nice and tan all year round.
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Quote by donender
I only noticed yesterday that my penis is rather tanned compared to the rest of my body, i don't know how this happens, maybe when i am asleep, it falls out and a small wang shaped ray of sunshine comes through my curtains when the sun rises, landing perfectly upon my baton.


That would explain the blotch of sunburn shaped like a dick and balls on my back from the other night when I slept on my stomach.
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