#1
i was watchin a comedy central special of patten oswalt and he started talkin about 80's metal videos and he mentioned something about a damn yankees video where ted nugent is playing a solo and theyr in a shed or sumthing and people are shooting at them and ted is deflecting bullets with the power of his rock... or sumthing.

anyone know what song this is?


yes, i realize how bad my grammar is.
#2
Pennies from heaven
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off