#1
I'm looking for a good, funny voicemail. Hit me up haha
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#2
Hey, I'm not here at the moment, leave a message...
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#3
I can't hit you up. My fist can't go through a computer screen and hit you in the face.

This one guy noticed that everyone started the conversation the same way. So he recorded him as if he was having a conversation. It's shocking how much people fell for it
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#4
Mine is just "hey, you got my phone. You know what to do"
Simple.
I have a couple friends who think it's funny to make theirs be stuff like:
"hello... Hey man what's up... Nah... Nah sorry man... Listen I gotta go... Beep"
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#5
I'm glad ya called
But I'm not home
I'll be back before to long
You just gotta wait for the beep
Wait for the beep
Wait
For
The Beep!
#6
Believe it or not
George isn't at home
please leave a messaaaage at the beep.

I must be out,
or i pick up the phone
wheeeere could i be?
But believe it or not
I'm not hooooooome
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#7
'Who the F**K are you?'

A mate has that
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#8
"Leave me a message and I'll call back. Don't text me because that's gay." or something along those lines. It's what Phil from the hangover has as his voicemail. I think
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#9
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Believe it or not
George isn't at home
please leave a messaaaage at the beep.

I must be out,
or i pick up the phone
wheeeere could i be?
But believe it or not
I'm not hooooooome



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#10
I think having "never ring me again. I found out about you and her, if I see you, I'll kill you" would be quite a good one to have
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#11
Quote by bass-man9712
Believe it or not
George isn't at home
please leave a messaaaage at the beep.

I must be out,
or i pick up the phone
wheeeere could i be?
But believe it or not
I'm not hooooooome


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#12
"Hey! *slight pause* Hellooo! Anyone there? *pause* Helloo! I think there something wrong with my phone, say again louder?"
#13
Quote by bass-man9712
Believe it or not
George isn't at home
please leave a messaaaage at the beep.

I must be out,
or i pick up the phone
wheeeere could i be?
But believe it or not
I'm not hooooooome

that
#14
My old one was

"I remember the time I left a message..." followed by the whole tone scale.

A friend of mine's goes
"HEY!

...

I'm only joking, I'm not really here. Please leave a message"
#15
Mine just says "Leave a message" It's surprising how many people don't realise it is the messaging service :S
#16
My bro's used to just be "Hello? .... Hows it going?"
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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#17
make it a limerick. or some sort of riddle.
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#18
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP


*beep*
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#21
Mine is, "Hey, I'm not here right now... Deal with it."
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#22
Mine currently is.....

"I'm sorry, you have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again."
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#23
"This transaction has cost you fifty dollars and fifty nine cents. Please leave your name and credit card number after the beep."
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