#1
As you all know, it was on this day that Aliens attempted to take our planet. Our reply?



That's right, through the use of punches to the head and a computer virus (aswell as a failed nuclear strike, world wide collective air assault, black guy and a Jew) we made it clear to these lifeforms of higher intelligence who was dominant within the Universe.


Show your joy and celebrate mankind's DAY of...INDEPENDENCE!
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#4
America Planet Earth, Fuck Yeah!
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#6
I've developed an urge to club your avatar.
That movie was stupid.
I watch it every time it comes on.
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#7
I wanted Aliens to fuck us all in our faces
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#8
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... an Englishman making such a thread. Shoulda seen it coming.

Indeed.

At first I thought it was a pretentious "AMERICUH IZ TEH BEST0RZ" thread by some dumb n00b or something. I raeg'd for nothing.
#10
How is England still bitter about this whole thing? It's been like what? 250+ years? It's okay though guys, you got soccer I mean.... Football.
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#11
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How is England still bitter about this whole thing? It's been like what? 250+ years? It's okay though guys, you got soccer I mean.... Football.


No we haven't. The Germans took that
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#13
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How is England still bitter about this whole thing? It's been like what? 250+ years?


Nobody is bitter.

Nobody even cares.
Last one on drugs is a queer.
#15
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Words from a bitter, bitter man.


I am bitter. Just not about American Independence - and I doubt anyone in England is.
Last one on drugs is a queer.
#16
Seriously, why would the British be bitter?

The only decent thing about America is the nature. It's just full of fat overgrown pieces of shite now.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#17
Watching this movie now.
Call me Andrew. It's my name.

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#18
Independence Day was an epic fail, a computer virus... didn't they update their Norton?
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Seriously, why would the British be bitter?

The only decent thing about America is the nature. It's just full of fat overgrown pieces of shite now.

Ah the rapier like British wit and pompous British charm we've all grown accustomed to from you sir.
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