#1
After abit of threads popping up I remember reading somewhere that theres a South American tribe of people that dont believe in fapping and they only ejucalate in their women to make babies. They believe that a man should keep his man juice inside him to be a man and only the "women-men" do it.

Can you imagine how hard that would be?! I think they are offically more manly then us by all means.

I'll try and find where I read that on MSN but thoughts on it?
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Surely they would just wet dream after long enough? That's what happens to me if I don't wank for a week or 2.
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I once saw a comedy routine based around the "fact" that a man will ejaculate after around three months to refresh his sperm - through a wet dream if necessary. Assuming the comedian had done some kind of research, I guess this tribe must have either a 3:1 women:men imbalance, or a very short period of gestation... :P
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Christians aren't supposed to masturbate either. I doubt it would be that hard if it was ingrained in your culture and you'd probably never tried it.
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Christians aren't supposed to masturbate either. I doubt it would be that hard if it was ingrained in your culture and you'd probably never tried it.


True, But still it seems really hard to resist sometimes like these people
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#9
If you had free reign on any tribe-woman you wanted, I doubt you'd fap either.
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#10
But you'd have no control at all... If a woman did as much as fart you'd get so excited you'd excrete your manly juices everywhere...
#12
Why does everybody act like it's some impossible feat to not masturbate? I don't masturbate. It's not a challange to NOT punish your penis like you caught it burglerising your grandparents, especially if you've never tried it.
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They must last like, 7 seconds when it actually comes to it.
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and there are tribes that believe boys have to ingest the semen of men to become a man, so what?
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Why does everybody act like it's some impossible feat to not masturbate? I don't masturbate. It's not a challange to NOT punish your penis like you caught it burglerising your grandparents, especially if you've never tried it.


get off your high-horse bud

it isnt impossible, but why deprive yourself from it?

its a great stress reliever
its actually recommended to fap, cleans the pipes, keeps prostate healthy
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get off your high-horse bud

it isnt impossible, but why deprive yourself from it?

its a great stress reliever
its actually recommended to fap, cleans the pipes, keeps prostate healthy


Seems like he's not doing that at all

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Seems like he's not doing that at all



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get off your high-horse bud

it isnt impossible, but why deprive yourself from it?

its a great stress reliever
its actually recommended to fap, cleans the pipes, keeps prostate healthy


I'm not on any high-horse. I don't have a moral objection to masturbation, I just don't do it, and eveyone acts like that's freakish or semi-ipossible to achieve, but it's not.

Also, my girlfriend thinks it's mad-hot that I don't jerk my spicey chicken every time I get the chance like other guys do, so that is win, my good sir.
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fret-less is wrong on most of his other points though. And he's an idiot.
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I'm not on any high-horse. I don't have a moral objection to masturbation, I just don't do it, and eveyone acts like that's freakish or semi-ipossible to achieve, but it's not.

Also, my girlfriend thinks it's mad-hot that I don't jerk my spicey chicken every time I get the chance like other guys do, so that is win, my good sir.



alright enjoy your prostate cancer brah
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#24
There are quite a few people that say that masturbation isn't good for you, as in, it is the 'reason' for pre-immature ejaculation, your penis doesn't grow 'cause of it and I can't remember the other bullsh*t....
But meh, who cares, if they don't wanna do it, they don't have to, it's not like I'll be going around my school with a baseball bat and shouting "WHO HERE DOESN'T JERK OFF ??!!??!! "
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Why does everybody act like it's some impossible feat to not masturbate? I don't masturbate. It's not a challange to NOT punish your penis like you caught it burglerising your grandparents, especially if you've never tried it.


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After abit of threads popping up I remember reading somewhere that theres a South American tribe of people that dont believe in fapping and they only ejucalate in their women to make babies. They believe that a man should keep his man juice inside him to be a man and only the "women-men" do it.

Can you imagine how hard that would be?! I think they are offically more manly then us by all means.

I'll try and find where I read that on MSN but thoughts on it?


thats interesting but alot of cultures do that, like for example i am atheist used to be muslim, and in islam you cannot wank to promote sex but instead you can do it as a replacement for sex after marriage
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and there are tribes that believe boys have to ingest the semen of men to become a man, so what?


always wondered how i got to be so amazingly manly
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I'm pretty sure they're considered gays.
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#30
I haven't fapped in about, 3 weeks...partly because I'm on a bet but yeah. I can't say I've honestly missed it though.
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I'm not on any high-horse. I don't have a moral objection to masturbation, I just don't do it, and eveyone acts like that's freakish or semi-ipossible to achieve, but it's not.

Also, my girlfriend thinks it's mad-hot that I don't jerk my spicey chicken every time I get the chance like other guys do, so that is win, my good sir.


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#33
The really religious jews dont masturbate because its a sin.
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#34
They can be as manly as they want to be. My insanity is directly proportional to the amount of semen floating around my junk.
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#35
These guys must be very high-strung. One of the best parts of having a wank is that feeling of stress relief and relaxation that takes you when you've finished. It's like someone shoots you up with a small dose of diazepam.
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