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Beef Jerky
92 65%
Slim Jims
22 16%
They're both disgusting.
23 16%
Other
4 3%
Voters: 141.
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#1
I for one prefer Slim Jims, but beef jerky is also amazing.





Which do you prefer?
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#2
Beef jerky all the way, slim jims are too greasy to eat all the time.

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I'm going to go up to safeway to buy a bag of jerky now, how much is a medium sized bag of jerky?
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#4
I haven't had either for a while...i think I'll go buy the biggest bag I can find. Thanks Jay.
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#5
Beef Jerky feels more manly, but I voted Slim Jims. Pulling the skin layer off of a Slim Jim and eating it when it's really soft afterward is so fun.
#8
What are these abominations?
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#10
I tried beef jerky once, my tastebuds revolted.
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#11
oh man, I just came back from a road trip and I must say, if your gonna be in car for 12 hours beef jerky is definitely the way to go. I love slim jims too, but something about beef jerky just arouses my senses. and I think it lasts longer.
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#12
Aaw man, I haven't had a slim jim in years. Hell, it's hard to even find beef jerky here
#13
Beef jerky...

Home mad beef jerky is the best. Deer jerky is amazing. Jack Links sucks.
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#14
I think they're both disgusting.
I haven't ate either in over 2 years now.
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#15
England needs real beef jerky. The stuff i got from Tesco from here was revolting. Addictive, but still revolting.
#16
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What are these abominations?

The one and only legitimate reason to hate America.

Seriously. I don't know what a Slim Jim is (sounds like an euphemism for a sex move... or maybe diarrhea), but seeing as it's being compared to beef jerky, I figure it is equally atrocious.
#17
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The one and only legitimate reason to hate America.

Seriously. I don't know what a Slim Jim is (sounds like an euphemism for a sex move... or maybe diarrhea), but seeing as it's being compared to beef jerky, I figure it is equally atrocious.


Well, yeah, ducks are herbivores, so of coarse you don't like meat.
#19
Beef jerky is amazing. Slim Jims are just bad now.
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#20
Beef Jerky is fantastic if you get the good kind. Slim Jims are just terrible.
#21
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The one and only legitimate reason to hate America.

Seriously. I don't know what a Slim Jim is (sounds like an euphemism for a sex move... or maybe diarrhea), but seeing as it's being compared to beef jerky, I figure it is equally atrocious.


Ha ha let's make fun of an entire nation because some foods they eat aren't common where we live.

On-topic: I like both, but homemade beef jerky is amazing.
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#22
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#25
Beef Jerky because of the commercials.
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#26
Beef Jerky but it's too expensive. I just go without either one usually.
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#29
I've never eaten Slim Jims, but I had some Beef Jerky once and it was rather disgusting. So I'll go with SJ.
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#30
I vote jerky, but I love slim jims too.

Deer jerky and turkey jerky are also delicious
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#31
Steak.
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#32
Never had either, and I don't think you can buy them here, so sorry.
#34
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#35
Sweet baby ray's beef jerky is the best, but kc masterpiece Jack Links is also great.
#36
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Sweet baby ray's beef jerky is the best, but kc masterpiece Jack Links is also great.


Wait a minute, THEY HAVE SWEET BABY RAYS BEEF JERKY!!!

Holy mother of God, it's like a Baby Ray's has come to save us all from the typical shitty beef jerky we pick up at the local gas station.

I ward off thee Satan of beef jerky, be gone!!!!


Now were did you find this stuff?
#37
This all looks so disgusting.
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#38
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The one and only legitimate reason to hate America.

Seriously. I don't know what a Slim Jim is (sounds like an euphemism for a sex move... or maybe diarrhea), but seeing as it's being compared to beef jerky, I figure it is equally atrocious.

it's funny how much europeans hate things we love so much in the US, like Beef Jerky and even moreso, Root Beer

EDIT: also, beef jerky ftw. Slim Jims are for women and pansies.
#39



unless we are talking about jerky that you make yourself in a smoker, because that would certainly win.
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#40
Jorky. This will be the 3rd morning in a row where I've had it for my morning snack. Got a back of Jack Links Hickory Smokehouse and one of the Sweet and Hot. Gonna go to town on that shizz in a few minutes.

*Jerky Edit* The Stubbs Beef Brisquet jerky is pretty incredible too.
Last edited by bklinger83 at Jul 5, 2010,
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