#1
I have one: i can ejaculate horse sh*t out of my dick. I obviously haven't told anyone about this, since it's kind of gross and who would believe me anyway?
#3
I thought this was gonna be cool so I could tell the world about my ability to shit gold bars.
LICKY, LICKY LOLLIPOP


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#4
Thread idea is cool. OP sucks.

*reported*
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#5
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I have one: i can ejaculate horse sh*t out of my dick. I obviously haven't told anyone about this, since it's kind of gross and who would believe me anyway?

I also heard you have the rare ability of autofellatio.
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Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.


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If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.
#6
i have hair on my arms
Gibson Grand Concert Acoustic
roland AC90

I mean this one time I was jacking it pertty hard and was making noises and what not

You, my friend, are a genius!