#2
Looks cool, man.

edit: On second note, he pleads the Fifth.
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#4
St Michael the Archangel is listed as a witness, Mr Friend noted.


lol.
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#5
God doesnt exist...


...In US court
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#6
God burnt his likeness into my toast once, too
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

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#7
......bullshit. Just another publicity stunt. Didn't they have God in court a few years back too?

People these days are ridiculous. And you can't sue God....
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#9
*God doesn't show up to court. Warrant is issued for his arrest*
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#11
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It's funny because in Court you have to swear upon the Bible.


"Do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?"

God: "Yes"

*bigbang*
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#12
Quote by offthewall91
......bullshit. Just another publicity stunt. Didn't they have God in court a few years back too?

People these days are ridiculous. And you can't sue God....

The articles dated 2007 so it's more than likely the same thing.
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#13
God has Johnny Cochran to represent him. Nuff said.
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#14
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The articles dated 2007 so it's more than likely the same thing.


Probably so. In the end the case was dropped in case any one was wondering.
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Lucky I'm a girl and I don't give a damn.

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I've seen her kill a man with a spork and a rubber band
No one is safe from the wrath of Batgirl!
#15
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"Do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?"

God: "Yes"

*bigbang*

"Where's your God now? Oh wait..."
#19
Quote by offthewall91
......bullshit. Just another publicity stunt. Didn't they have God in court a few years back too?

People these days are ridiculous. And you can't sue God....


No?
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