Poll: Am I going to terrorist hell for this?
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View poll results: Am I going to terrorist hell for this?
Deffinately.
42 15%
No, it was an accident, so it's ok.
130 45%
You urinated on a patriotic memorial on the day of your countries birth. THAT IS SO METAL.
117 40%
Voters: 289.
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#1
Today (American independance day) I was wandering around in the dark, waiting for my girlfriend to get off work, and basically meandred around looking for a public restroom, because I had to piss, BAD. Finally, I come across what looks to be some sort of statue or something, with basically nothing around, so I figure I can sneak back behind it for a quick bladder relief. I go back, and I piss on some yellow thing that was back there, zip up, and start to walk away.

Just then (10:00PM apparantly) lights turn on all around me, and I see that I am at a 9/11 memorial site, pissing on a yellow flower reef left there by a victims' family.


....yeah.....

Is this as horrible as it seems, even if it was an accident? or am I in the clear on this?

Haha

(poll comming soon)

In case anyone is wondering; I think it's a funny mishap, and not really a big deal, but don't let that change your vote at all.
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#4
Don't...laugh...don't....laugh.

Nah I'd say you shouldn't feel immoral as it was an accident, it sure was a pretty bad thing (I was thinking "So? PIssed on a statue" then I saw the fact you pissed on someone's flowers and was like :|) but you shouldn't let it consume you.
#5
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#6
Nah man. You didn't know, and while it is a pretty terrible thing to do, you shouldn't feel bad because you didn't do it on purpose. At least, I'm assuming.
#7
statues are usually commemorating something, so I generally look down upon pissing on them. Unless they are French.
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It comes up every few seconds actually. I actually said "imma pwn j00 n00b" to my girlfriend i think. She had no idea what i wastalking about, so i pwnt her n00b ass.
#9
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statues are usually commemorating something, so I generally look down upon pissing on them. Unless they are French.

He didn't piss on the statue, he pissed behind it.
#10
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He didn't piss on the statue, he pissed behind it.

That's unconditionally forgivable, I'd say.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#11
he pissed on the base of the statue. Usually flowers are left at the base of monuments. Therefore, he pissed on the statue
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I say pwnd/owned alot, and n00b even more frequently.


It comes up every few seconds actually. I actually said "imma pwn j00 n00b" to my girlfriend i think. She had no idea what i wastalking about, so i pwnt her n00b ass.
#12
It's just a statue, the world is still the same place as before you did it, I wouldn't care even if it was intentional. I can think of worse offenses than accidentally disrespecting a big stone.
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#17
It's a statue. It probably didn't care.
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#19
I lol'd SOOOO hard

Also I thought of this for some reason

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#20
....

the family would probably whoop your ass if they ever saw but still, sounds like a scene out of a hilariously offensive comedy movie

*imagines lloyd from dumb and dumber reenacting all this
#21
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....

the family would probably whoop your ass if they ever saw but still, sounds like a scene out of a hilariously offensive comedy movie

*imagines lloyd from dumb and dumber reenacting all this

Once you said the thing about the situation being like a comedy movie, I imagined TS as Costello from Abbott and Costello. I guess we're just two different people.
#22
Eh, I don't find the story particularly amusing, but I don't think it's anything terrible.
#25
Oh I don't know, someone in the UK got in serious trouble, vilified by the press and whatnot, for pissing on a WW2 memorial statue.
#26
Sounds like a classic comedy scene.

Guy really needs to pee.
Guy finally relieves himself.
Guy realises he's peed on something inappropriate.
Lulz ensue.

It kinda sounds like a scene from Mr Bean or something. So you can take comfort in the fact that you are just like Mr Bean.

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#27
The fact that it happened during the fourth of july makes it just that much funnier

and if it had to be black-and-white movies, I could imagine Charlie Chaplin pulling this off
#30
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Wow.

The court was told how Laing, from Macclesfield, Cheshire, had drunk a bottle of whisky before attending an organised student drinking session

Were you also attending an organized student drinking session, TS?
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#31
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I only just realised the abomination which is the title of this thread.


how did i miss that
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#32
I think it's Ok, as it was an accident, but I voted for THAT'S SO METAL anyway.
#33
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I only just realised the abomination which is the title of this thread.


I spent about 10 minutes trying to decipher it before I actually read the first post.

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#34
Bahahahahaha that is so bad but at the same time it's hilarious.
It's not bad that you did it though
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#35
Pigeons shit on statues, do they hate america?
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Pigeons shit on statues, do they hate america?


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#37
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I only just realised the abomination which is the title of this thread.
Oh, good Lord! I'm I an shock appalled!


On a different note - For some reason, people are making the connection between someone pissing on a statue commemorating lives lost in a terrorist attack on US soil... and a day celebrating the Independence of the US from British Rule.

...Not the same thing, guys.


There's no reason anyone should become more offended about someone pissing on a 9/11 statue on the 4th of July, or on the 17th August. or 22nd October. 2nd January. etc etc.

...Then again, this is America we're talking about. So there are going to be some white trash Patriofags who think everything is a goddamn insult to their Patriotic Freedom on their God-Favoured nation.

So I present a question. Are YOU a Patriofag?
If not, then don't make the connection between a 9/11 statue and 4th July.


EDIT: To the original topic though, I do find this amusing
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#38
You sure showed them Osama.

Wait what?
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
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