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Chorus (For Now):
Its what I do
Its how I sing
Its how I act


I put my head out the window and I see the world through my eyes,
15 years later and I begin to realize
the shitty status quo of my life
Has left with me the absense of a vocation
Nothing I seem to do gives me any motivation
I complain and complain but create no solution
So this is the song about the slow process of my mental dilution

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I was never a fan of lesbian porn I guess thats how they feel about men
I also dont enjoy it when windows vista takes a shit on my head
372 cups of beer and 4 ping pong balls
and still my goddam neighbors blow about several cocks at beer-pong
Oh and Erika just texted me
Erika makes me want to punch multiple small babies

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Which also reminds me **** **** the kids
If you were mine id put you up for auction and take the highest bid
So when they grow up they can go to public school,
Remember kids always follow the golden rule,
unless of course that person is different and wears hawiian shirts and rainbow socks and doesnt give a squirt
of piss about your idiotic, myopic, ignorant opinion,

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And since when was being anti-American equate punk rock?
You assholes should look up for a second after you climax in your sweatshop made sock
I dont see a disneyland in Sudan
thats right you ****ing hippy lets solve it by smoking another gram

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I dare you to spit on the floor next to where I stand
but im not going to promise the safety of your hands
when theyre dilating 4 inches into your rectum
Oh! And by the way there is nothing that ryhmes with rectum

(Music stops) That is all.
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I quote myself.