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#1
Gotta love stories like this :

A Californian man went out drinking yesterday and got drunk. Regaining his sobriety several hours later, he found himself naked...on a couch...in someone else's house.


Can you imagine waking up naked and not knowing where you are? If that happened to me, my cheeks would be red...oh, wait.
#2
It's almost one in the morning here, and I can't think of any puns
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Nothing is more arousing for girls than a man who claims that he doesn't have worms - and can prove it with conclusive evidence.


Black
Then
White are
All I see
In my infancy
Red and yellow then came to be
Reaching out to me.
Lets me see.
#4
I can relate.
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#7
Quote by TheQuailman
What do you mean, "imagine"?


Err... sorry, I meant, "do you remember?"
#8
If that happened to me, it would reveal a lot of me.
So come on in
it ain't no sin
take off your skin
and dance around in your bones

#11
Lol sod that 'waking up naked in somebody elses house', how about finding a passed out naked guy on your couch???

I think I would go and get a pan of warm water.............. and some jelly beans......possibly some ice cubes
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#13
Quote by CoreysMonster
So he was butt-naked in someone else's home?

How cheeky.

Yeah he was really making an ass out of himself.
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#14
Quote by Kensai
Yeah he was really making an ass out of himself.


This guy is gonna be the butt of all jokes now
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
#15
I heard it was the son of the CEO of a large milk company, making him a dairy heir...
#17
Just realized Falls Asleep Naked can be abbreviated as FAN.
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#19
Quote by slash_GNR666
Lol sod that 'waking up naked in somebody elses house', how about finding a passed out naked guy on your couch???

I think I would go and get a pan of warm water.............. and some jelly beans......possibly some ice cubes


cat
#20
Quote by JackalUK
I heard it was the son of the CEO of a large milk company, making him a dairy heir...

Aww yeah
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#22
Quote by Seattle_sound35
What a dick.

GOD DAMN YOU YOU BEAT ME TO IT. I wanted to be clever and make a big contrast to all the butt jokes...

But if I found someone passed out naked on my couch, I'd tie him up and hang him upside down from a tree to let him think about what he's done.
#23
I'd convince the guy that I'm pressing charges. Because of rape. Against my dog.
#24
maybe it was just a teste on his behalf to see if he could get away with it?
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#26
I don't know if he found any booty, but the owners of the house sure did.
#27
hehe reminds me of a friend of mine.

First time he used shrooms he got ****ed up as hell.

He went to a strangers house, smashed a window, broke in. Then he placed all the furniture and stuff he could outside. Proceeded by holding up pots and pans while shouting I HAVE TO DEFEND MY CASTLE.

Seriously, it was funny as hell
#28
I hope the owners of the house offered him some assistance.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#30
Quote by JackalUK
I can assure you he got a bum deal out of this.


I don't know, I heard he got a meal of meat and two veg out of it.

Doesn't sound like he got shafted to me.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#32
You've got to admit though, it was a pretty ballsy move on his behalf.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#33
Must've been easy cracking this case...
Yeah, I suck at puns.
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#34
I guess the only question left unanswered is did he enter through the back door?
#35
And did he use a fleshy battering ram to gain entry?
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#37
My buddy did dxm, xanax, coke, then got wasted and something similar happened. He busted in someone's door and demanded he sleep on their couch. long story short, he kicked the drug dog, slapped a cop, and woke up in jail bloody and sore.

Don't do drugs kids!
#38
At least he didn't put his dick in their peanut butter.

Then he'd be ****ing nuts.

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#39
Quote by Antis0cial
hehe reminds me of a friend of mine.

First time he used shrooms he got ****ed up as hell.

He went to a strangers house, smashed a window, broke in. Then he placed all the furniture and stuff he could outside. Proceeded by holding up pots and pans while shouting I HAVE TO DEFEND MY CASTLE.

Seriously, it was funny as hell

I'll just leave this here...

Part 1 : http://www.legorobotcomics.com/?id=89

Part 2 : http://www.legorobotcomics.com/?id=91
#40
Quote by WyvernOmega
At least he didn't put his dick in their peanut butter.

Then he'd be ****ing nuts.



At least he didn't put his Don Johnson in a cheese grater. He'd be bloody nuts.
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