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#1
My parents are out of town for a few days, and they've let me alone in the house. This is the first time they've trusted me enough to leave me when they went on holidays.
I'm 16.

So pit, when was the first time you were trusted alone?
And stories? (eg parties / trash the place / evil mailman/psyco murderer)
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#2
Walk around naked.
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#3
The first time my parents left me alone, they neglected to tell me there was a guy coming round to do a quotation for having some work done in our back garden (I was about 10, I think).

I saw some guy walking around our back garden measuring fences with a tape measure and assumed he was some sort of thief sizing up the place. I started taking down details of what he looked like.

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#4
I wast just home alone for a week for the first time. I'm 17. Pretty much all I did was drink a lot and have some friends come by and stuff.

One day I had this cool idea to watch lots of hilariously crappy movies in a row with a couple of friends. And some alcohol of course It was pretty fun.
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#6
when i was like 12
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#10
When I was 16 or 17, I can't remember. I turned up my amp a bit more.
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#11
I've only been left alone for like 1 or 2 days, my parents are paranoid.
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#12
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i was a troublesome kid,always annoying people, coming from a big family its not hard to get left behind which is what happened to me. my family went on holiday and left me home alone. I had to learn to do alot for myself; cooking cleaning! i even nearly got arested for stealing a toothbrush!! :O anyways two robbers planned to break into my house so i set up elaborate booby traps to catch them out. seriously these guys were stupid! basically alot of shiz went down, they got caught in the end btw... in the meantime my family were all going through hell to get back to me in time for christmas i guess you can say that i became closer to my family! i realised that they do love me after all
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Walk around naked.


It's the middle of winter though (i'm australian). Way too cold.

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Take a shit naked with the door open


Thats plain gross.

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i was a troublesome kid,always annoying people, coming from a big family its not hard to get left behind which is what happened to me. my family went on holiday and left me home alone. I had to learn to do alot for myself; cooking cleaning! i even nearly got arested for stealing a toothbrush!! :O anyways two robbers planned to break into my house so i set up elaborate booby traps to catch them out. seriously these guys were stupid! basically alot of shiz went down, they got caught in the end btw... in the meantime my family were all going through hell to get back to me in time for christmas i guess you can say that i became closer to my family! i realised that they do love me after all


#18
Loud amp all the time, have people round, drink lots and get high. Nakedness throughout is assumed, maybe not with friends.
#19
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It's the middle of winter though (i'm australian). Way too cold.


Thats plain gross.

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i was a troublesome kid,always annoying people, coming from a big family its not hard to get left behind which is what happened to me. my family went on holiday and left me home alone. I had to learn to do alot for myself; cooking cleaning! i even nearly got arested for stealing a toothbrush!! :O anyways two robbers planned to break into my house so i set up elaborate booby traps to catch them out. seriously these guys were stupid! basically alot of shiz went down, they got caught in the end btw... in the meantime my family were all going through hell to get back to me in time for christmas i guess you can say that i became closer to my family! i realised that they do love me after all


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#22
My dad has never left me alone for a few days. He actually instructed my brother not to leave me alone at night when he went away, which seemed a bit ridiculous to me as I was 15 at the time and more responsible than my 19 year old brother. Pretty uneventful, we just hung out with his friends.
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It's the middle of winter though (i'm australian). Way too cold


Does not compute.
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How many of you are vegan?
Hopefully none

Does anyone know any fun recipes?
Yeah a big juicy flank steak

What can be done with tofu?
Nothing it taste like crap

Is there such thing as vegan meat? Vegan sausages ect
WTF ARE YOU ON?
#24
When I was 14 I think...

Now that I have my own house... My girlfriend doesn't trust me alone
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#25
I think the first time I was left home alone for more than 1 day was when I was 16. Just had some loud jam sessions and did silly things while naked (not during the jam sessions though).
#26
Don't wreck the place or you won't be trusted alone again. Also, +1 on not wearing any clothes the entire time.
#27
First time for me was when I was 16. I had to watch my brother and sister though, so it totally sucked.
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#28
Ive got a story. I was left alone only for a couple of hours and I think I was like 9 or 8 at the time.

So anyway here I am minding my own buisiness when suddenly the bell rings. I open the door and there's some creepy ****in bum standing there and I shut it instantly. Then the bastard starts hitting and kicking my door, goin apeshit and asking me "where is Anna??" whom I don't know. Anyway, what I did was place a chair a couple of meters away from the door, then this baby crib behind it and last over the corner to my room I had this big metal pipe.

So my plan was. The bum breaks into the house, I throw the chair at him, then the baby crib, run around the corner and wait for him there with the metal pipe. Unfortunately no action took place since I called my parents and they returned so the bum wen't off. At the time, I thought I was pretty badass, now remembering it I feel kind of stupid :/
#29
I got left alone for 2 weeks during the summer when I was 16. The parties that were had have gone down in Modern Irish History.
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#32
About a month ago or something, was left alone for something like four days. I can't remember
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

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#33
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Take a shit naked with the door open

oh god, it feels so much more natural
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oh god, it feels so much more natural


I suppose that you're one of those crazy people that takes shits on the fields then?


Taking a shit naked with the door open feels the same to me
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Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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#35
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Take a shit naked with the door open


Every time im alone in the house. Naked shit with the door open. Is that wrong that its tradition now?
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#36
1st time I was home alone, 2 years ago or something, I threw this big party and a lot of unknown people showed up. Next morning I wake up with a giant hangover and some guy in his mid twenties was making omelets in my kitchen. That was pretty F'ed up.
Anyhow since then parties at my place have guestlists.
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1st time I was home alone, 2 years ago or something, I threw this big party and a lot of unknown people showed up. Next morning I wake up with a giant hangover and some guy in his mid twenties was making omelets in my kitchen. That was pretty F'ed up.
Anyhow since then parties at my place have guestlists.


It's free omeletes, that is in no way fucked up.


Anyway, usually when I'm alone I'll go outside have a smoke, fap and blast Wu-Tang. Doesn't sound like too much fun but I guess it is

EDIT: Not all at once, though that doesn't sound too bad.
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#38
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Take a shit naked with the door open


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#39
I was trusted once.

My anus hurt afterwards.
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