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Today me and my friend were messing around in the studio at my school and we stupidly changed the user name to something rude and before we left we forgot to change it :O.

The teacher is bound to ask us what happened and i need something to say like my memory key had a virus, but more convincing.

HELP
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#10
tell us what you changed it to. you could play it off as a typo
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#11
next time you see him.
ask him if he knows why the username has been changed to something rude.
then hell be like oh well i was going to ask you about that
and you say well no it was like that when i got there..?
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next time you see him.
ask him if he knows why the username has been changed to something rude.
then hell be like oh well i was going to ask you about that
and you say well no it was like that when i got there..?


Thats a good idea! Only problem is i'm not going in until Thursday and he's bound to see it by then, plus for all i know he was the last person to use it :/.
#13
So what did you change it to?

This had better be hilarious.
#14
Say you must have accidentaly left your computer logged in or unnattended and someone probably thought it would be funny to change it. Apologise profusely and say you feel really bad and hope nobody got upset.
#15
"Hello sir, I must apologize for the weird username you must have spotted by now. My and my friends started goofing of, so sorry"

It really isn't that hard
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So what did you change it to?

This had better be hilarious.


We put that the teacher hides naked in trees and shouts at pigeons. it seemed hilarious at the time but he's going to go apeshit. i doubt we could pull that off as a typo.
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We put that the teacher hides naked in trees and shouts at pigeons. it seemed hilarious at the time but he's going to go apeshit. i doubt we could pull that off as a typo.






Are you 12 years old?
#18
Oh wow. Well, you deserve whatever's coming to you. If your teacher has a sense of humour though it'll be alright. If not, I'd say you're screwed.
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We put that the teacher hides naked in trees and shouts at pigeons. it seemed hilarious at the time but he's going to go apeshit. i doubt we could pull that off as a typo.

wait, wat. The username is "*teachers name* hides naked in trees and shouts at pigeons"?

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Are you 12 years old?


Does it matter? That stuff is genius!
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Are you 12 years old?


Lol no, 18, haha. Like i said it seemed hilarious at the time and we were really hyperactive and bored so it seemed to make perfect sense.
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wait, wat. The username is "the teacher hides naked in trees and shouts at pigeons"?



Apparently.


I didn't know you could make them that long.


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Lol no, 18, haha. Like i said it seemed hilarious at the time and we were really hyperactive and bored so it seemed to make perfect sense.



If you're 18 then you are now (theoretically anyway) a man. Man up and take whatever punishment you get.
#23
"Well, we went to go get something, and when we returned the chair was on the ground so somebody was in there. We didn't check it out, we left. We had no idea something happened."
#24
Honestly, I don't think you can realistically make up a plausible excuse for changing the name to, "the teacher hides naked in trees and shouts at pigeons"
#25
Pretend you know nothing about it, or say you left the computer logged in and unattended for a while so someone else must have snuck in and changed it while you weren't there.
#27
TS you're a pussy. What are you 12?
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#28
Oh man that sh*t is FUNNY!
But I think TS hides nakedly in trees and shouts at pidgeons.
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#29
just go on it again and go "i act like im 12 and what is this?"
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youre gonna have to start to man up sometime, might as well be now.
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#33
Damn man, I for one would be proud as shit if a teacher scolded me over that.
IMO it's fúcking hilarious :']
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"I can't have done it. At the time, I stood naked in a tree, and was shouting at a pidgeon"
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#35
I don't think you can have a legitimate excuse for that. Face it man, you're going to prison.
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#36
A kid in my school found out a teachers password and changed it to penis, I lol'd heartily but he did get campused.
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#37
Rule #1 in Crisis management: Confess that a mistake was made.
Rule #2: State that your friend was in a bad mood and you tried to make him laugh, so your productivity would increase. You were working so hard afterwards that you forgot to change the name back again.

That is all you need to say.
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#38
If he doesnt ask about it change again, but this time to "The teacher then rapes the pidgeons until they are a bloody mess" and keep changing everyday, as it becomes a story
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We put that the teacher hides naked in trees and shouts at pigeons. it seemed hilarious at the time but he's going to go apeshit. i doubt we could pull that off as a typo.

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