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#1
Which would you choose and why?


I would pick the White Tiger.


This guy can be around 11 ft in length, and weigh up to 660 pounds. Perfect for protection and companionship. Not to mention that he'd be the perfect women scorer.


"so, what's interesting about you?"
"Uh, well nothing really, but i do own a gigantic, bone crushing White Tiger."
"Oh my god that's amazing! Take me right here on the bar table!"
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#2
I was gonna say a white tiger!
Last edited by sticksause at Jul 5, 2010,
#4
A ****ING BEAR.

I would OWN that SHIT.
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#6
The Kraken!

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#9
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#11
A fleet of bloodthirsty falcons.

They will be treated with steroids and rage-inducing drugs to give them obscene strength.

They will attack on my whim, and I can tie them up to have them power my dirigible!
#15
A dragon




would you mess w/ a guy w/ a dragon


Answer: No
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#19
My dick because it seems untamable
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#20
Yeah but Dragons never really existed. Only in J. R. R. Tolkien books.



That's like as close as we get.
#22
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Utah raptors

there bigger the philosos
and i like em better


How the honest f*** did you do that!? I was going to say Utahraptor...I hate you!

Come on though, a 7 meter long, 1,100lb feathered mass off rape with a 22cm long claw on its' second toe, who doesn't want one of them to walk down the park.

Or a penguin, just so I could hold it's flipper and walk down the high street.

Or both.
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#24
Mother ****in' fell beast


But seriously

Megalodon


Both equally terrifying creatures.
NOBODY would **** with someone who could control EITHER.
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#26
i was actually going to say white tiger haha.
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#29
Dragon a megalodon and an angry rottweiler
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#30
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A Narwhal. Nobody messes with Narwhals


I think not.

Also, I've always had a thing for pumas...

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#31
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#32
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also

I'd name it Steve and have it hunt down my enemys.
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#33
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Mother ****in' fell beast


You fool, no man can tame me!
#35
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Yeah but Dragons never really existed. Only in J. R. R. Tolkien books.



That's like as close as we get.


This 150 pound, 10 foot long Komodo dragon begs to differ :

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#37
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This 150 pound, 10 foot long Komodo dragon begs to differ





It still can't breathe fire though.

so there!
#38
SO. MANY. OPTIONS.

Seriously, I can't choose!

Probably something awesome, like a Narwhal or a Komodo Dragon though.

White Tigers are also a great choice.
Last edited by jimmyled at Jul 5, 2010,
#39
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It still can't breathe fire though.

so there!


Yeah but that's physically impossible for any animal.
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#40
A grizzly bear. I would ride it, and make it wear a suit. It would be sick because I'd be wearing a different suit with the same tie.
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