#1
As the title suggests, it's Matt's birthday! He's now 22 years old. Finally old enough to... Well, he doesn't drink and could've done that last year... But today he can take solace in the fact that he's now one year closer to death. Happy birthday!
Matt, as you are one of my favorite UGers, I got you a car!

And of course, a cake.
#2
Happy birthday, Matt!

I got you a post. From me.

Gibson Les Paul Studio
Yamaha Pacifica 112
Alvarez SLM
Orange Dark Terror
Orange PPC212OB 2x12 cab
Yamaha P-85 Keyboard
#7
I got you five guys.

Unfortunately when I google image searched it...
Hey look, a stoner/doom album.

GENERATION 27: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

E-father of TheSPillow/Sam
E-brothers with Entity0009
#8
Happy birthday man.

I got you someone to play with.

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#10
Happy Birthday! Hope you have a nice day

I cooked you some chicken nuggets..



And I got you a crayon to add to your collection

#11
Happy birthday!

I got you a picture of an adorable kitten playing with string.


But I decided against that and got this creepy fucker instead.
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

press
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B Areceive bacon

Gamertag: Seanslaught
PSN: BeastlyBassist
Steam: Beastly396
#14
I got you a female parental guardian-fornicating steam powered train



HAPPY BDAY MATT!!
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#16
Happy birthday. I got you a pet rock named Terrence.

...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#17
Awww, thanks everyone! Means a lot to me. To show how much I love you all, I've decided to reciprocate the kindness of those of you who got me stuff. That's right, if you get me something, I'll get you something back!

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Happy birthday. I got you a pet rock named Terrence.




I got you a pet geode named Jerry!

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I got you a female parental guardian-fornicating steam powered train

HAPPY BDAY MATT!!


I had a very nice LOL at this. So I got you this totally badass all-terrain wheelchair!



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Happy birthday!

I got you a picture of an adorable kitten playing with string.

But I decided against that and got this creepy fucker instead.


This made me die a little inside. So I went and got you this scene kid.



Have fun with that.

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Happy Birthday! Hope you have a nice day

I cooked you some chicken nuggets..

And I got you a crayon to add to your collection

Yay thanks Merleneeeh! <3 I'll have a lot of fun with that "crayon". And those chicken nuggets were yummy (I assume)! So I got you some kitten crayons:



and a Vanilla Coke!



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Happy birthday man.

I got you someone to play with.


Erm...thanks for that, I think. Here, have this werewolf.

E-married to ilikepirates

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How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#18
Well finally the birthday boy joins us

N'awww, thanks for the scene kid though. I'll add him to my collection in the cellar.
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

press
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B Areceive bacon

Gamertag: Seanslaught
PSN: BeastlyBassist
Steam: Beastly396
#19
Happy Birthday! I got you a spoon!

#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
#20
Continued...

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I brought you live music for the party!

O.O YES. Good man. Here's something I think you'll like:



also this!



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I got you a swift groin to the foot.

Hahaha, that's awesome. Here, I got you some Donkey Kick energy drink!



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As the title suggests, it's Matt's birthday! He's now 22 years old. Finally old enough to... Well, he doesn't drink and could've done that last year... But today he can take solace in the fact that he's now one year closer to death. Happy birthday!
Matt, as you are one of my favorite UGers, I got you a car!

And of course, a cake.

Grace, you're the best. <3 And that would probably be the greatest present ever! I got you something that I think you'll love.


That's right, you get both the man, and the guitar!

And I also got you this:


Bruce Dickinson's plane! Comes with the band. Now you know where you have to fly, first, right?!

Thanks again, everyone! Love you all.
E-married to ilikepirates

Quote by bloodtrocuted93

How are you so fucking awesome at music?


>¦<
¦
#23
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Grace, you're the best. <3 And that would probably be the greatest present ever! I got you something that I think you'll love.


That's right, you get both the man, and the guitar!

And I also got you this:


Bruce Dickinson's plane! Comes with the band. Now you know where you have to fly, first, right?!

Thanks again, everyone! Love you all.

OMG I LOVE YOU!!