#1
Ok pit I lost my friends knife and i cant find it, this knife is really special to him and i gotta replace it, All i know is that it's Smith &Wesson, and that there was a picture on the side of birds or something flying off into the distance. Please help.
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#7
Replace it with a samurai sword, he will be pleased.
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#8
Tell me where to find your friend. I'll come with an elaborate scheme that involves erasing his memory about lending it to you, go back in time to buy the exact same knife and save earth from the evil crabpeople while I'm learning a lot of new things about myself during the process!
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#11
Oh yeah man I saw that on a bench whilst I was on my way to I don't give a fuckville
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#15
You are looking for an object you lost on the internet?

Do you understand how the internet works like, at all?
#16
^Sarcasm?

He's wondering if anyone knows the name of this knife so that he can buy a similar one I think.
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^Sarcasm?

He's wondering if anyone knows the name of this knife so that he can buy a similar one I think.


No, I'm pretty sure he made the thread because he left his friend's knife on top of the modem and he thinks it's become sucked into the internet somehow
#18
i guess you arent the sharpest blade of the set
Just call me Julius, J, etc.
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#21
When did you see it last time? Start from there and look for it at every place you have been thereafter. That's the only help we, the Pit, can give you.
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i guess you arent the sharpest blade of the set



How long did it take you to think of that pun?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#26
You could always e-mail Smith and Wesson about it, I'm pretty sure they know more about the knife than anyone on UG.....
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#28
Ask your friend to turn around and gently remove it from his back.
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How long did it take you to think of that pun?

approx. 3.7 seconds
Just call me Julius, J, etc.
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#30
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How long did it take you to think of that pun?


why the **** does it matter
Fuck it.
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Good thread is good.
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#32
You mean THIS Knife

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