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For the past few weeks my younger sister has decided to stay up until 6:00, and sleep until 4:00 in the afternoon. This might not sound like a problem, but it's keeping me up... every night, because since she's turned into some stickam cam***** with this twat she's pursuing.

The reason she keeps me up is because her room is conveniently located above mine, and any noise she makes moving about the room or screaming (her friends like to scare her), going in the kitchen to make dinner at 2 in the morning or getting crushed ice (which takes longer to make and is louder than regular ice), going in the garage to grab a drink, or doing her laundry... all 4 locations are either above or adjacent to my bedroom.

She really doesn't get why this pisses me off, even though she gets mad when I wake her up at 2:00 saying that it's "my problem not hers".


So pit, what can I do to get her back by waking her up 'early' in the morning (10:00 or 11:00 AM). I have a few ideas, including blasting my amp, air horns... but not too many.
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#2
inb4 surprise sex/rape. Seriously, that's all you're going to get from the Pit.
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#3
Throw a badger on her.
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#6
Surprise wincest?
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#9
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Throw a badger on her.

I second this.
Or throw a dead skunk in her room.
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#11
I love stickam whores!

TS, leave her alone and PM me her screen name.
#13
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inb4 surprise sex/rape. Seriously, that's all you're going to get from the Pit.



I've had some good help with the pit before, so even if I get like... 1 positive response from the pit out of 30 I won't mind
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#15
haha great xD
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#16
loud music
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#18
rub your dick over her face
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#19
Fart on her head, it's awful, really.
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#21
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I've had some good help with the pit before, so even if I get like... 1 positive response from the pit out of 30 I won't mind

Seriously, man. Obtain a vuvuzela.
#22
Cuddle with her and if she does nothing smack her on the head.
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#23
Whatever you do, come back and tell us. All the details
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#25
I second the pink eye idea. Fart on her pillows. The prolonged torture is worth more than merely waking her up.
#26
^ i was going to suggest either tepid or freezing cold cat urine. or just eat a bunch of asparagus and about 2 hours after shes asleep unleash a yellow flood upon her.
#28
This thread turned out a lot less promiscuous than I predicted, I must say.
#30
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Do all the things she does to you at night to her in the morning. That way when she complains it's completely hypocritical.



she's upstairs so anything is null that I can do except for loud music (I have a nice sub that goes through the walls very well) and my guitar

I like the water idea, and I'll probably try a few of the others.
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#31
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Throw water over her
Ketchup/mustard/mayo/whatthefúckever (penis) in her mouth until she wakes
"Bucking Bronco" - pile as much stuff on her as you can until she wakes



This guy's got it right. Mix some milk, mayonnaise, chili powder, mustard, vinegar, hot sauce, and lemon or lime juice together and pour a bit of that in her mouth. Seriously, she'll throw up, guaranteed.
#32
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']I love stickam whores!

TS, leave her alone and PM me her screen name.
I'll be damned if he didn't really do it. O.O

TS I was just joking.

I'm not gonna try to play Hello Titty with your sis, man.
#33
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she's upstairs so anything is null that I can do except for loud music (I have a nice sub that goes through the walls very well) and my guitar

I like the water idea, and I'll probably try a few of the others.

TS, is there any way to lock her door? If so, see if you can manage to get some laxatives in whatever she's about to drink/eat/whatever right before going to bed.
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#34
Make a Rube Goldburg machine that throws water, a badger, and a dead skunk on her, blasts screaming distortion from your amp and to end it all flip her bed over.

EDIT: and dont forget the fireworks
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#35
just pick her up and throw her outside and lock the door. then jackoff on everything in her room.
#36
Set her on fire. Or cover her in sunflower seeds and obtain a large number of squirrels.
kill all humans
#37
Get one of your unattractive friends to go and lay in bed with her, attempting to spoon.

If that doesn't wake her up, they can always take it farther...
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#38
try buzzing in her ear :p
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she's upstairs so anything is null that I can do except for loud music (I have a nice sub that goes through the walls very well) and my guitar

I like the water idea, and I'll probably try a few of the others.

Make crushed ice outside her door. You know, get ice, and smack it with a rubber mallet.
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