#1
Colohue turns 22 today.

This makes it time for presents. As ever, I'm giving some cool pants.



And I also got you a thread.

What did you get him, Pit?


Happy Birthday
RIP Tom Searle.
#3
HAY THAR COLOHUE I GOTS YA SOME PANTS




>.>

um....well....this is ackward....


<.<


Don't you just hate it when this happens?
kill all humans
#4
I stole Britney Spears' hat to go with the pants and golf clubs.

Comic




SAAAAAAAAANNNNNSSSS!!!!
#7
Congrats, mate!

I give you some text in Sienna!
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#8
Happy Birthday... And I know how much you like ghetto booty, so I got you Serena Williams



Damn, that's nasty!
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"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#9
Hey!

You gave me those pants too you cheapskate!

Anyway, happy birthday to best damned CC on UG!



I got you a pair of Oakley Thump Pro's! Built-in MP3 player.

Happy birthday Tom!

daytripper75

Bullieve


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#10
Happy birthday man! Got you a pipe, since I heard old people like those, and they just match the rest of your presents.



Also, three nbottles of amazing whisky to go with your pipe.
#11
Hoo is this kolowho?
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#14
No party is complete w/ out booze



happy birthday boy-o
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#15
Happy Birthday dear!

I got you....



...a pint! Redeemable in person at some point if you wish.
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#16
Happy birthday indeed.

Apparently you're old so I'ma give you this rocking chair



You're younger than me *sadface*
R.I.P. My Signature. Lost to us in the great Signature Massacre of 2014.

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#17
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We all know that if he could get a national holiday for his birthday, he would apply for one.


Yes. Yes I would. It's a shame that my birthday is the anniversary of London being bombed. (that's how my best friend remembers it)

Cheers people.

Saturday night, Tache Miss Piss. Also, buying me beer is likely to end badly for you, but brilliantly for me.
Last edited by Colohue at Jul 6, 2010,
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Saturday night, Tache Miss Piss. Also, buying me beer is likely to end badly for you, but brilliantly for me.

I would if I was in Blackpool at the moment
Won't be there for long enough until September... helluva belated present!
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#20
Happy birthday Colohue

I got you this post in the pit, with which you may do whatever you please



It's all I could afford



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#22
No surprise that ZC is giving away Women. We all know that he's into men.
RIP Tom Searle.
#23
What is this?? Tom has the same birthday as me? And is the same age as me? Way to take all my birthday glory, ya jerk!

Well, happy birthday to us! I'd get you a present, but I'm on my iPod and can't copy/paste.
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#24
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I got a lady to help clean your house, happy day of birth
I swear I thought that was Taylor Swift for a second.
#25
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What is this?? Tom has the same birthday as me? And is the same age as me? Way to take all my birthday glory, ya jerk!

Well, happy birthday to us! I'd get you a present, but I'm on my iPod and can't copy/paste.

Happy Birthdaaaaay!
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#26
Happy Birthday!

I got you a new doorbell!


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RBY CYOA
#28
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Happy Birthday, dude!

I got you a Quetzalcoatl!



That's epic.

I would counter with some Ruth Thompson dragons, but I can't find images of adequate quality.
#29
I bought you and axolotl.


Her name is Delilah and she likes long walks on the beach and ice cream.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.