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#1
So yeah, I'm pretty much typing this on here to vent. My brother's girlfriend pisses me off so ****ing much. I mean, I can't even be around her without her bothering me. Every time I do something, she has to make some smart-ass or immature comment about it. She's only 15 (my brother is 18), so it makes sense she's immature, but she makes comments about me tying my shoes or having a deep voice. I can't tell someone to have a good day without her mocking me. What's worse is when my brother is around her, he acts the exact same way so no matter how mad I get or how many times I've told them I don't think this shit is funny, he doesn't stop or tell her to stop. At first, I just kind of laughed it off and dealt with it, but I can't do it anymore. It's gotten to the point where if she comes on a camping trip we have coming up, I won't go because I don't want to be around her for a week. Have any of you guys had to deal with a friend's/brother's annoying girlfriend?
#2
Throw a badger on her. relationship thread? Usually more mature people there.
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#3
15?


Isn't that a bit young for an 18 year old? Or does he enjoy shopping in the junior department?

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You want to tap that dont you?

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and how old are you OP?
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Throw a badger on her. relationship thread? Usually more mature people there.

+1
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15?


Isn't that a bit young for an 18 year old? Or does he enjoy shopping in the junior department?


I've seen worse. Like a 16 year old and a 21 year old.
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I've seen worse. Like a 16 year old and a 21 year old.


Back in the UK there was an 18 year old and a 12 year old... Not joking.
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#13


Tell her and/or him? These kinds of things just become a bigger problem when you wait to say anything, get it out of the way quick?
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#15
i know a 19 dating a 40 year old

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Throw a badger on her. relationship thread? Usually more mature people there.



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#17
Can anyone else hear that?


Sounds like the WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAambulance is coming.
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#19
I'm not jealous of him having a girlfriend because a relationship isn't something I want right now. My life is busy enough as it is. I'm 18 too by the way, we're twins. And no, I definitely do not want to tap that, her looks are about as bad as her personality. I won't backhand her because I actually have morals, and they both know I don't like her already.
#20
Call your brother a paedophile, that should keep him quiet for a bit.

And seriously, just return the insults, it can't be hard, if she's really that horrible and annoying then I'm guessing you won't care about hurting her feelings, teenage girls aren't exactly the most emotionally stable beings, you could pick on literally any minor fault she has and make her feel bad about it, she'll leave you well alone if she know you'll give as good as you get.

Does that make me a horrible person?
#21
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Did you know a Badger is the biggest carnivore native to England.

And, the Honey Badger is officially the worlds most vicious animal? It's known to take on practically anything for no reason at all.

On topic, sort of, I know someone who's twenty four and is engaged to a 34 year old. It doesn't bother me. Their lives. If they love each other then that's cool by me. They're older though, teenagers is different.

More on topic, just confront said ladyfriend, and make it clear that she's an annoying bag of dicks.
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Did you know Honey Badgers are the bravest animals in the world and bite the heads of pythons!
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#23
Turn your brother in to the police for nailin' a 15-year-old girl.


That'll teach them both.
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Turn your brother in to the police for nailin' a 15-year-old girl.


That'll teach them both.


Actually, do this. This is the best idea this thread will have.
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Turn your brother in to the police for nailin' a 15-year-old girl.


That'll teach them both.


If he is nailing her, it's illegal right?

So yeah, if you wanted to get them both in deep shit, report them. But that would be horrible.
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And, the Honey Badger is officially the worlds most vicious animal? It's known to take on practically anything for no reason at all.

On topic, sort of, I know someone who's twenty four and is engaged to a 34 year old. It doesn't bother me. Their lives. If they love each other then that's cool by me. They're older though, teenagers is different.

More on topic, just confront said ladyfriend, and make it clear that she's an annoying bag of dicks.

I think a bag of dicks would be more disgusting than annoying
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If he is nailing her, it's illegal right?

So yeah, if you wanted to get them both in deep shit, report them. But that would be horrible.



Nitpicking at someone about every move they make to the point where they can't even be happy with their family on vacation is pretty horrible too, IMO.

And besides, technically speaking, turning them in is the moral thing to do in the eyes of the law. She's not old enough to consent to that relationship (depending on what state you're in, of course.)
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#28
What part of "poop on her" do you not understand?
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Nitpicking at someone about every move they make to the point where they can't even be happy with their family on vacation is pretty horrible too, IMO.

And besides, technically speaking, turning them in is the moral thing to do in the eyes of the law. She's not old enough to consent to that relationship (depending on what state you're in, of course.)


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True. Turn them in TS. Post videos of their reactions.



If you actually do turn them in, prepare for your brother to hate you for the rest of your life. Forever.
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#34
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If you actually do turn them in, prepare for your brother to hate you for the rest of your life. Forever.

He's 18. It's not like she's the love of his life. Sounds like he's got low standards, he'll find someone new.
#35
Turning them in would do nothing because in Ohio there is a 3 year grey area where as long as it's consensual, it's okay. She already knows I don't like the shit she says about me and keeps doing it, so talking to her does nothing.
#36
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Nitpicking at someone about every move they make to the point where they can't even be happy with their family on vacation is pretty horrible too, IMO.

And besides, technically speaking, turning them in is the moral thing to do in the eyes of the law. She's not old enough to consent to that relationship (depending on what state you're in, of course.)

Ya little sisters can be like that.
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If you actually do turn them in, prepare for your brother to hate you for the rest of your life. Forever.


or when he calls he can say anonymous at the beggining and end of his call and his brother would never know
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#38
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i know a 19 dating a 40 year old

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so? 19's legal whereas 15 is not.
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#39
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He's 18. It's not like she's the love of his life. Sounds like he's got low standards, he'll find someone new.


Well yeah, but since she's 15 and the first girlfriend he's ever had, they both aren't thinking, "I'll find someone new." If they break up, the one who got dumped will think it's the end of the world.
#40
If you're in the US and turn him in he will become a sex offender which at his age could stop him from going to college and prevent him from getting jobs, potentially ruining his life. Find a better way to get back at them.
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