I was just using a Q-Tip to scratch the inside of my ear (oh, that feels good). Then suddenly my cat jumps on my desk and acts all cute-like and head-buts my hand, jamming the Q-Tip into my inner ear.

Should I feel bad for throwing him across the room and yelling at him?
Don't ever do that to cats.


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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
Yes you should.

Now go away.


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
Be thankful you wern't giving yourself an STD swab test first, then feel ashamed for throwing your cat.