#1
I was just using a Q-Tip to scratch the inside of my ear (oh, that feels good). Then suddenly my cat jumps on my desk and acts all cute-like and head-buts my hand, jamming the Q-Tip into my inner ear.

Should I feel bad for throwing him across the room and yelling at him?
#3
Don't ever do that to cats.

Ever.
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#4
Yes you should.

Now go away.
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#5
Be thankful you wern't giving yourself an STD swab test first, then feel ashamed for throwing your cat.