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#3
Not only has each ticket been bought in Texas; two of the tickets have been bought in the same store, right in Bishop, Ginther’s town of birth where neighbors say she comes back every so often to visit her father and, apparently, try her luck.


That's kinda fishy.
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#5
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63 years old?

You should hit her up, no?

She won't return my calls.
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#9
Quote by Jackal58
She won't return my calls.



True. Once a woman has money, she has no need for men.
#10
Dear Super Lucky Lotto Winner:

GTFO.

Sincerely,
The World

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#12
I hope tax took most of it -.-' and that she dies a looong horrible death...
That'd satisfy me =)))
"One bourbon, one scotch, one beer" *And one deadman, walking this land, with nothing, but a drink in his hand.*

C4C ?
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#13
Right. I've I ever see her, she's gunna be dead on time with an appointment with the business end of the curb. I love a good ol' woman curb stomp.
#14
I do hope she gets cancer.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#16
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I hope tax took most of it -.-' and that she dies a looong horrible death...
That'd satisfy me =)))


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I do hope she gets cancer.



Wouldn't it be more fitting if she got struck by lightning, seeing as it's extremely improbable?
#17
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#19
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Wouldn't it be more fitting if she got struck by lightning, seeing as it's extremely improbable?




I didn't think of that!
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#20
Quote by Seattle_sound35
Wouldn't it be more fitting if she got struck by lightning, seeing as it's extremely improbable?

YES. More chance of getting hit by lightning than winning the lottery or something? That slag is long overdue... Damn she's gunna be in for a shock...
#21
I'll be happy as long as she dies ; ))
(raped in the ass by a bull or something would be how I'd choose her death)
lightning might damage the money ; P and we all want it so....
"One bourbon, one scotch, one beer" *And one deadman, walking this land, with nothing, but a drink in his hand.*

C4C ?
And that's life , Empty Shell
#22
Quote by Seattle_sound35
Wouldn't it be more fitting if she got struck by lightning, seeing as it's extremely improbable?

At the rate she's beating the odds she should have been struck by lightning 32 times, attacked by 12 sharks and been in 8 airline crashes by now.
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#23
haha i just read this
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#24
ITT: People hating on a 63 year old lady for no real reason.
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I just Google "Elephant penis", and was strangely aroused.



Apparently, I'm a good shitter

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#25
Quote by Jackal58
At the rate she's beating the odds she should have been struck by lightning 32 times, attacked by 12 sharks and been in 8 airline crashes by now.



I hope she gets bit by a shark on a plane, that crashes. She survives, gets out, and is then struck by lightening.


....And no, Samuel L. Jackson is not involved in this incident.
#26
Quote by MateusM
I'll be happy as long as she dies ; ))
(raped in the ass by a bull or something would be how I'd choose her death)
lightning might damage the money ; P and we all want it so....


Your sig disgusts me.
#27
You reckon the novelty will wear off after a while?
"Congratulations! You've won!"
"Oh again? Great. It's not like my bank's full as it is..."
#28
I hate her, her children, her parents, her friends, and I hope that store burns to the ground with her in it.

Goddammit, ****ing old people...

EDIT: and we're not hating on her for no reason, we're just horribly, horribly jealous that an old bat has a million times more luck than any of us.
#29
Quote by vsdornelas
Your sig disgusts me.


Thank you !
I'm proud of it
"One bourbon, one scotch, one beer" *And one deadman, walking this land, with nothing, but a drink in his hand.*

C4C ?
And that's life , Empty Shell
#30
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EDIT: and we're not hating on her for no reason, we're just horribly, horribly jealous that an old bat has a million times more luck than any of us.

Well, at least jealousy isn't a very good reason
Quote by Zero-Hartman
I just Google "Elephant penis", and was strangely aroused.



Apparently, I'm a good shitter

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jonne.i just took the best dump I ever seen
#31
Quote by jonne.i
ITT: People hating on a 63 year old lady for no real reason.

I've got 20 million reasons.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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#32
Quote by Jackal58
I've got 20 million reasons.

and each and every one of them comes with a sucker punch to an old lady's jaw.
#36
I'd like to know why she keeps playing the lottery.
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#37
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I'd like to know why she keeps playing the lottery.

One of my first thoughts.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#38
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I'd like to know why she keeps playing the lottery.


'cause she's poor
like duuuh
"One bourbon, one scotch, one beer" *And one deadman, walking this land, with nothing, but a drink in his hand.*

C4C ?
And that's life , Empty Shell
#39
You could be her boy toy Jackal
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#40
Quote by CrimsonBizzare
Cheat.


How does one cheat at the lottery, out of interest?

*waits intently for response*


I have been thinking about being a lottery winner as my career choice more and more these days but the lottery draw is today and I forgot to buy a ticket again. My luck must be terrible >_>
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