#1
I found a bank card that sound pissed guy dropped...

Some African/Ghanan' guy wants my bank details for £33.2 Million.


Give it out?

Yey or Ney?
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#2
Lets go with the sensible non idiotic answer.

Lets go Yey
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#4
Wait... Explain?
I'm confused by the premise of the whole OP.
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#5
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Wait... Explain?
I'm confused by the premise of the whole OP.


This.

That said, if you meant what I think, no. Even if he has £33.2 million, the minute you give him those details, boom, he can take that and all your savings.
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#7
I think he means he's going to give away someone else's information, which would be a really dickish thing to do.
#8
A wealthy gov. offical in S. Africa wants some bank details as he has a diamond mine that is making too much money and the gov. want it off him for this reason.

He wants to give me a cool 33 million to lower the earnings of the company:


I did find a bank card off a drunk guy, use these details?
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Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


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#11
New story:
I am playing it cool and acting dumb to it all.

I've made up someones names and used an address across the street from me.

He's gonna update me soon!
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Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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#12
How about you don't be a c*nt and either hand the card in at a branch of the bank, or just destroy it?
#13
Tell him to send you a check with part of the money, one check a week until the 33.2 million is paid.
Safest way to do this IMO.

edit: If you use this idea and it works, I want the .2 million.
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#14
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A wealthy gov. offical in S. Africa wants some bank details as he has a diamond mine that is making too much money and the gov. want it off him for this reason.

He wants to give me a cool 32 million to lower the earnings of the company:


I did find a bank card off a drunk guy, use these details?



No offense( as pointless as that saying is.)

anything over the internet that involves Africa, Rich African Prince, oil mongol, elected official, Millions of Dollars, and a wire transfer is a scam.
You belong in a museum.

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#15
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No offense( as pointless as that saying is.)

anything over the internet that involves Africa, Rich African Prince, oil mongol, elected official, Millions of Dollars, and a wire transfer is a scam.

Oh, no!
I've totally just given away my bank details...
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Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


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#16
You'll go to jail and the "african guy" is a scammer, he will just take everything the guy has and pay you nothing. Also you would be a huge douche bag that deserves to get punched in the face.

But I'm sure the guy already froze the account.
#17
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Oh, no!
I've totally just given away my bank details...


So then this is a joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROPEICInVPY

At least use a proper sentence so we can get the gist of the joke.
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#18
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Oh, no!
I've totally just given away my bank details...



Bleh, Sorry man, Reread the posts, its 110 degrees in this room and I got no sleep, I'm a bit irritated and not thinking strait.

anyway tell him the only way you'll give him the into is if he gets his friends, they all shove vuvuzela's up there ass and play twinkle twinkle little star, and record it. then tell them you never had the card.
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#20
[19:23:19] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: hello are you there?
[19:23:46] Mark Anthony King says: yes
[19:23:48] Mark Anthony King says:
[19:23:50] Mark Anthony King says: hello
[19:24:12] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: Did read my proposal
[19:24:19] Mark Anthony King says: yes
[19:24:28] Mark Anthony King says: it interested me much so
[19:24:52] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: Can I really trust you to hold this fund for me until I arrive to your country?
And pick it up myself and you deduct 30 of the total fund of 100millions pound as your own commission
Because we are not allowed to operate a foreign account as a government officials
[19:25:47] Mark Anthony King says: that is not a problem
[19:25:55] Mark Anthony King says: Do you need any details for me?
[19:26:10] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: yes
[19:26:39] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: such
[19:26:42] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: as
[19:26:44] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: If you are willing and interested to work with me, forward in your response the following information's:

FULL NAMES:...................AGE.....................
RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS.............OCCUPATION:.................
PHONE:..............COUNTRY:....................
COMPANY :............( IF ANY) EMAIL......................
REPLY TO MY PRIVATE MAIL ADDRESS Below:
(mr.harrisonshittur@live.com)
[19:27:28] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: then i will use it to register your name to the bank datasystem with your bank details
[19:27:44] Mark Anthony King says: You want my bank details?
[19:27:58] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: ok
[19:28:21] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: go ahead and give it to me now
[19:28:28] Mark Anthony King says: okay
[19:28:34] Mark Anthony King says: I will get my card
[19:28:47] Mark Anthony King says: When will it be deposited?
[19:29:04] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: no
[19:29:09] Mark Anthony King says: ?
[19:29:43] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: all you need do is give me your dateils here
[19:29:58] Mark Anthony King says: ok
[19:30:27] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: i will use and register you as the beneficiary in the bank datasystem
[19:31:29] Mark Anthony King says: FULL NAMES: James Hotspur.AGE.22....................
RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS..12 Cambridge Avenue, Washington Tyne and Wear NE37...........OCCUPATION:.Nurse................
PHONE:.0191 (taken out) .............COUNTRY:.England...................
COMPANY :............( IF ANY) EMAIL.(taken out).....................
[19:31:41] Mark Anthony King says: Is that ok?
[19:32:06] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: ok
[19:32:51] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: i will send you email regarding this
[19:32:52] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: ok
[19:33:23] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: all you need do is to follow my instruction
[19:33:42] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: as an insider i will update you
[19:34:22] Mark Anthony King says: I will do!
[19:34:25] Mark Anthony King says: Many thanks
[19:34:28] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: on how to follow the bank ontill the fund is been transfer to your account
[19:34:45] Mark Anthony King says: Ok then!
[19:34:51] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: ok
[19:35:38] Mark Anthony King says: What now?
[19:36:11] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: are you male or female?
[19:36:22] Mark Anthony King says: Male
[19:36:37] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: ok
[19:36:51] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: you are a nurse right?
[19:37:08] Mark Anthony King says: Yes
[19:37:12] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: ok
[19:37:15] Mark Anthony King says: It is a very rewarding job
[19:38:04] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: did you complete your education at this age before been nurse?
[19:38:46] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: are you there?
[19:38:53] Mark Anthony King says: Yes
[19:38:54] Mark Anthony King says: Sorry
[19:38:59] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: ok
[19:39:06] Mark Anthony King says: I have completed being a nurse last year
[19:39:36] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: ok it's my pleasure meeting you
[19:39:51] Mark Anthony King says: Are you emailing me?
[19:40:04] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: yah
[19:40:10] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: i will email now
[19:40:14] Mark Anthony King says: I hope this isn't a nigerian scam it made me very sad last time
[19:40:22] Mark Anthony King says: I trust you though
[19:40:24] Mark Anthony King says: You seem nice
[19:41:08] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: listen dear Jame i am not here to waste my time
[19:41:20] Mark Anthony King says: Good
[19:42:43] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: i told you that i got your contact as am searchingfor a God fearing person to assisst me and receive this fund
[19:43:14] Mr.Koffi Ayew says: am too big to be here and waste my time for nothing ok my dear
[19:43:43] Mark Anthony King says: Thank you
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Is there any black people on UG?
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