#4
Actually nothing's been said
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#5
Yeeeah, cool story...
^ was said while intoxicated, so don't hold it against me.

98% of teens have been around or used alcohol, put this in your signature if you like bagels.
#12
Actually, that was slightly arousing. Mainly because of the ginger man with his emotional friend.