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#1
Hi Pit,

So it's the second week of the summer vacation, and since friday, i haven't done anything useful except sitting in front of my pc and jacking off,
I just hope that not whole July will be like this, most of my friends are on vacation, and i live in the most stupid town ever, I hate everyone here and there's nothing to do, no pubs or anything,
there's a cool town 10 kilometers away from mine, where all my friends live, but as I said before, most of 'em are on vacation.
I will go swimming with my girlfriend tomorrow, but the rest of July she's on vacation too

So Pit,
what should I do to make July fun?
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Belgium ain't got no stinkin' cowboys.

Just paedophiles and chocolate.





~Shadowdust~
#2
Become a Pokemon Master.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#3
Fap, fap, fap... Wait.

Dunno, dude. Do the workout challenge like I do?
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#4
Pillage?
* If my punctuation seems off, it's because my shift button is broken *
#6
Protip:
Discussing jerking off = fine
Directly telling people you have been/are/will be/do jerk off = not as fine.


Jerk off more.
...In my opinion.
#7
What about getting tipsy on your favourite drinks, listening to your favourite song and trying to write the most kick ass song ever written?
#8
smoke weed
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We're just trying to help man, cause it doesn't seem like you can get any pizza.
#9
play some old videos games u havent played in awhile like n64 or just **** ur life and play wow 24/7
------------------------------------------------------------------------
your insane, but reasonable
#10
Find more interesting ways to jack it

in the open
in a car
before your mom gets home
watching star wars
on the mail man
on your dog/cat
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#13
I agree with Leg end. Make some original music. Even if its not the best ever, at least you tried.
Last.fm

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#14
Learn the Triangle. After that, become the worlds best triangle player.
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#15
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What about getting tipsy on your favourite drinks, listening to your favourite song and trying to write the most kick ass song ever written?



+1

I do this. When there's no one around.
#17
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I agree with Leg end. Make some original music. Even if its not the best ever, at least you tried.

But you've got to try make it the best ever. If you're not happy with it 100%, why put it out there hoping others will like it? Keep working at it until it's exactly how you imagined it in your head.
#18
Find something annoying to do every day. Something that will make every day interesting enough to give you an adrenalin rush.
For example, camp in the woods on your own and make a camp fire, and tie 4 deodorant cans together and throw them on it before running for your ****ing life!
#19
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What about getting tipsy on your favourite drinks, listening to your favourite song and trying to write the most kick ass song ever written?


but i can't drink because of my parents
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Belgium ain't got no stinkin' cowboys.

Just paedophiles and chocolate.





~Shadowdust~
#20
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What about getting tipsy on your favourite drinks, listening to your favourite song and trying to write the most kick ass song ever written?

+1
But be sure to record it in case you get too tipsy and forget it
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Start skateboarding.

Unless you live in the woods.

Pbth riding your mountain bike in the woods is the shiz


hell lot better than skateboarding
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#21
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but i can't drink because of my parents

Red Bull. A teenager's alcohol. It's the only way. See how much you can drink before you pass out.
#22
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but i can't drink because of my parents

this is why your life is boring.
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We're just trying to help man, cause it doesn't seem like you can get any pizza.
#24
and i have to be home before 12pm
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Belgium ain't got no stinkin' cowboys.

Just paedophiles and chocolate.





~Shadowdust~
#25
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Drink protein shakes and get really really ridiculously buff

YEAH! Like this guy!
#26
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and i have to be home before 12pm

Uptight parents? Don't worry have those. Proceed to do your drinking and partying anyways as dickish as it sounds.

Edit: WTF^
Impossible is just a word people say to make themselves feel better when they quit.
Vyse the Legend
#27
I could of course go to a Pub in the other town, but alone is just alone
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Belgium ain't got no stinkin' cowboys.

Just paedophiles and chocolate.





~Shadowdust~
#28
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I could of course go to a Pub in the other town, but alone is just alone

But you'll get a little bit drunk, start being a bit more confident and talk to people. It's how it works.
#29
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YEAH! Like this guy!


To help you get buff you could furiously masterbate over this. I will for pleasure though

#30
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What about getting tipsy on your favourite drinks, listening to your favourite song and trying to write the most kick ass song ever written?


and jack off?
#31
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YEAH! Like this guy!



nice, I like it when a chick's got a bigger dick than me. Gives me a wetty
#32
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But you'll get a little bit drunk, start being a bit more confident and talk to people. It's how it works.


Ill try this, thanks
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Belgium ain't got no stinkin' cowboys.

Just paedophiles and chocolate.





~Shadowdust~
#33
I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.


works for me
#34
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Ill try this, thanks

Don't expect people to talk to you. Start the conversation yourself. Not just with a chick, guys are cool too sometimes. Don't talk about yourself, ask questions about them. People like talking about themselves.
#35
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Try and strike up conversations with strangers, it's a really useful skill to have. You can effectively prevent 95% of awkward social situations if you're a good talker.

Well, not that I'd know...

Soooooo... You come here often?
#36
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Don't expect people to talk to you. Start the conversation yourself. Not just with a chick, guys are cool too sometimes. Don't talk about yourself, ask questions about them. People like talking about themselves.


dude's love talking about their boners, focus all talk towards penis'
#37
I guess you could always spend more time in the pit....


i'm kinda stuck in doing nothing too but just try to work out, practice guitar and spend time with any other hobby you might have.
#39
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Oh yeah. Got a cigarette?

Yup


Oh, sorry, I'm not used to this...

EDIT: Pro tip: Do not search "Tampon" in Google Images and not expect disgusting results
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