#1
if somebody walked up to you in the street randomly and offered you 500 or 1000 dollars which would you choose?
#3
500 what? I take the 1000 dollars
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#6
id be like YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE GIVING PEOPLE MONEY, SO WE PUT A ATM IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN GET MONEY OUT WHILST GIVING MONEY OUT!!
#7
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#8
If he's walking around passing out a sack full of money I'd be going home with a sack full of money.
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#11
500 10 dollar bills.


See what I did there, everyone?
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#12
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500 sand dollars.

Yeah 1000 seems like more but 5 is bigger than 1 so I think I'd take the 500
#14
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that wasn't clever.

I would stick to the 1000 dollars rather than the 500 <unknown thing>
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#15
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500 10 dollar bills.


See what I did there, everyone?

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#17
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If he's walking around passing out a sack full of money I'd be going home with a sack full of money.

^This. Actually, I would probably go home with all the money he has, anyways.
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#18
1000 dollars. Take that, you damn riddle.
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#20
I'd pass the speech check (cause I put a shit ton of EXP into speech) and convince them to give me both 500 and 1000.
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#21
wtf is this sh*t?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!
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