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#1
Make up your own useless products, like the inflammable fire extinguisher, the inflatable dart board, the eraser made of graphite, waterproof tea bags, etc.

What ideas can you come up with?
#3
Retractable penis that comes out of your bellybutton.

Buy them at your local Wal-Mart, today.
There will be zero tolerance
For the creator of hallowed intentions
There will be zero tolerance
Fate is your deciding God
#6
Non-flammable rolling papers.
Time keeps on slipping...


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AtomicPunk7 is uncreative.
#8
I take back my earlier post.

There will be zero tolerance
For the creator of hallowed intentions
There will be zero tolerance
Fate is your deciding God
#9
Solar-powered flashlight.
I'm rgrockr and I do not approve of this message.
#12
a fire that doesnt burn

reference anyone?
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#15
Quote by BobDetroit
Directions:
Unplug keyboard.
Place it in your butt so you can't post anymore.


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You deserve some form of awesome reward, but I'm to lazy. Imagine the rest of these:


#16
Pet snuggies
Quote by The_Hell_Patrol
I say pwnd/owned alot, and n00b even more frequently.


It comes up every few seconds actually. I actually said "imma pwn j00 n00b" to my girlfriend i think. She had no idea what i wastalking about, so i pwnt her n00b ass.
#18
Nokia N-Gage
Quote by bearded_monkey
Everytime I go into the guitar shop and ask for a G-String the shopkeeper always makes that TERRIBLE joke about it not being an underwear shop

So next time I go in I'm gonna ask for a thong
#21
A shamwow snuggie.
We are the diamonds that choose to stay coal;
A generation born to witness
The end of the world

#22
non-alcoholic beer
Ibanez RG1550 Prestige
Schecter C1 Hellraiser
MIJ Ibanez Pro-line 1550
Takamine eg340c
Peavey 6505+ 112 combo
Ibanez Tubescreamer TS- 9
ISP Decimator
MXR M234 Analog Chorus
DeltaLab Digital Delay
Planet Waves Tuner Pedal
POD HD300
#24
Quote by Msu_Man04
*ignoring the post on the last page because it wasn't what I'm aiming this at*

If someone says Snuggie, I will kill them.

Snuggies are awesome.

snuggies make you look like a complete dumb ass, but they are quite comfortable and do keep you warm.
Quote by The_Hell_Patrol
I say pwnd/owned alot, and n00b even more frequently.


It comes up every few seconds actually. I actually said "imma pwn j00 n00b" to my girlfriend i think. She had no idea what i wastalking about, so i pwnt her n00b ass.
#25
Quote by whyze250f
non-alcoholic beer

That's not useless.

I enjoy the taste of beer, but a non-alcoholic beer that still tastes just like beer would be GREAT when I really want a beer, but have to drive around or something later.

Or when you have a job like mine, where you can't have any alcohol in your blood when you're at work. That actually would be really useful for me when I want to drink a beer without getting any alcohol in my system.
There will be zero tolerance
For the creator of hallowed intentions
There will be zero tolerance
Fate is your deciding God
#27
Quote by DragTheWaters11
That's not useless.

I enjoy the taste of beer, but a non-alcoholic beer that still tastes just like beer would be GREAT when I really want a beer, but have to drive around or something later.

Or when you have a job like mine, where you can't have any alcohol in your blood when you're at work. That actually would be really useful for me when I want to drink a beer without getting any alcohol in my system.


Um, you do realize thats a real thing right?
#28
my roof is fireproof

I guess if my house burns down at least I'll still have a roof over my head.
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If at first you don't succeed, play bass.


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Cats don't think. They plot.



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#31
Quote by kylepianoman
my roof is fireproof

I guess if my house burns down at least I'll still have a roof over my head.

Sorry, but that's not useless at all. In Argentina, 6 years ago, a pub's roof burned during a concert because they were using fireworks (the audience), 194 people died. A hundred and ninety-four. Dead. So yeah, sorry, but that's absolutely not useless.
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#33
1. Fire-proof cigarettes
2. Unbendable bottlecaps
3. Potassium-based coffee powder
4. 100% air-tight oxygen mask - tank not included
#34
Ladies wrist watches

Theres already a clock on the stove and micorwave
Quote by Scruff17
Kiss a guy and tell her it means nothing to you. Then die a little inside knowing that it did.


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#36
Quote by metal_al73
**** flavoured lolly-pop


reference anyone?

Dodgeball.

It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!

A chocolate teapot.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#37
In high school, I made a fireplace in woodwork class.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#39
Quote by R. Shackleford.
Ladies wrist watches

Theres already a clock on the stove and micorwave

win.
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




E-Married to Guitar0Player

http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
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