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#1
Vampires Suck is a new movie coming out that makes fun of twilight. you can find the trailer on the internets and i am just trying to get the word out because it looks funny.
#3
I agree. Lycans are cooler.


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#4
They don't suck, they sparkle.

D'uh.
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#5
Depends if they sparkle or burn, blood drinking monsters that burn are cool, sparkly fairies are gay.
#6
If this movie is like Meet The Spartans, then the fact that I am now aware of it diminishes me.
#7
You spelt Galgawine wrong mate.
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#8
I remember watching the old movies when vampires were bad ass. Now they're all little bitches.
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#10
It's another ________ Movie.

It should have never been made.

But these guys have the best scam ever, so I understand.
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#11
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If this movie is like Meet The Spartans, then the fact that I am now aware of it diminishes me.

If it is like Meet the Spartans, no thanks. I got into that movie for free and I wanted my money back.
#12
Great, now my hatred for Twilight is going to clash with my hatred for generic parody movies...
#13
Honestly, I've met way more people who bitch and moan about Twilight and the vampire fad than I have people who like it. Same goes with Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, etc. etc. etc. Seriously, I've met 4 girls who like Twilight, and not a single one was "obsessive."

Maybe you guys should stop hanging out with 12 year old girls and not give a shit about fads that don't impact your life. This movie is ridiculous. It's worse than the book I saw at Barnes and Noble the other day, Twishitte. I mean seriously, whoever is pathetic enough to devote the time and ENERGY required to hate something so trivial that much must be very strange.
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#14
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Honestly, I've met way more people who bitch and moan about Twilight and the vampire fad than I have people who like it. Same goes with Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, etc. etc. etc. Seriously, I've met 4 girls who like Twilight, and not a single one was "obsessive."

Maybe you guys should stop hanging out with 12 year old girls and not give a shit about fads that don't impact your life. This movie is ridiculous. It's worse than the book I saw at Barnes and Noble the other day, Twishitte. I mean seriously, whoever is pathetic enough to devote the time and ENERGY required to hate something so trivial that much must be very strange.


Actually my girlfriend likes twilight and I have to take her to see the next one so it does impact me in the way that I have to sit through the films
#15
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Great, now my hatred for Twilight is going to clash with my hatred for generic parody movies...


My thoughts exactly

Except I think I may hate generic paraody movies more than Twilight even
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#16
I used to be in a class with a Twilight freak. This was music A-Level by the way, which had about 8 students. Imagine it in a whole classroom of 25+ kids.

Stupid annoying bitch. I said "yeah Twilight is actually a crap movie if you watch it instead of gawk at Edward" and she said "all you ever talk about is Pokemon".. Made absolutely no sense... Pokemon rules.
#17
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I used to be in a class with a Twilight freak. This was music A-Level by the way, which had about 8 students. Imagine it in a whole classroom of 25+ kids.

Stupid annoying bitch. I said "yeah Twilight is actually a crap movie if you watch it instead of gawk at Edward" and she said "all you ever talk about is Pokemon".. Made absolutely no sense... Pokemon rules.


Why should you ever talk about anything else?
#19
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I used to be in a class with a Twilight freak. This was music A-Level by the way, which had about 8 students. Imagine it in a whole classroom of 25+ kids.

Stupid annoying bitch. I said "yeah Twilight is actually a crap movie if you watch it instead of gawk at Edward" and she said "all you ever talk about is Pokemon".. Made absolutely no sense... Pokemon rules.


Wow.
There's a girl I know that's obsessed with those movies. She wanted to go out with me, but once I found out how much she talked about that shit I just stopped talking to her.
And pokemon is kick-ass
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#20
I've never seen Twilight, seems like Harry Potter
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#22
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I've never seen Twilight, seems like Harry Potter


Unfortuanately I've watched the first two with my girlfriend, its not.

Basically some chick loves this Jedward wannabe vampire and blah blah blah then he has to leave and she goes insane and starts falling in love with a werewolf but only because she can't have Jedward man but then they go to get him and shes with him and werewolf person is jealous blah blah blah, etc its nothing like Harry Pooter
#23
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Honestly, I've met way more people who bitch and moan about Twilight and the vampire fad than I have people who like it. Same goes with Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, etc. etc. etc. Seriously, I've met 4 girls who like Twilight, and not a single one was "obsessive."

Maybe you guys should stop hanging out with 12 year old girls and not give a shit about fads that don't impact your life. This movie is ridiculous. It's worse than the book I saw at Barnes and Noble the other day, Twishitte. I mean seriously, whoever is pathetic enough to devote the time and ENERGY required to hate something so trivial that much must be very strange.
I've always said to people that hate on Twilight that as a 16-22ish male they aren't in the target demographic. That goes for anything teenage girls get obsessed with. Obviously you won't like it. You're not supposed to. They aren't trying to get you to like it.
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#24
Why am i the only one that finds parody movies hilarious? I loved meet the spartans, it was incredibly cheesy and has terrible acting but that's what made it funny to me. And thank god i've never seen twillight, i don't think i ever will. Unless i start going out with a fat 12 year old emo chick, which will never happen.
#25
The movie industry is just sucking young peoples blood.
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#26
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Why am i the only one that finds parody movies hilarious? I loved meet the spartans, it was incredibly cheesy and has terrible acting but that's what made it funny to me. And thank god i've never seen twillight, i don't think i ever will. Unless i start going out with a fat 12 year old emo chick, which will never happen.


Because they suck.
#27
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Depends if they sparkle or burn, blood drinking monsters that burn are cool, sparkly fairies are gay.


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#28
everything ever created is marketed towards a specific group of people, music, movies and Pokemon included.

seriously every generation has their line of crap that they've grown up with that they think is "AWESOME!!!" regardless of it's true value.

this generation has Twilight. another generation has Pokemon. etc. etc.
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#30
Ahh. Good to know. I don't think I'm interested in the movies anyway.

But Meet the Spartans sucked. I honestly don't think I could hate anything more. I was very pissed off just from wasting my time watching it, and I didn't even pay.
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#31
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everything ever created is marketed towards a specific group of people, music, movies and Pokemon included.

seriously every generation has their line of crap that they've grown up with that they think is "AWESOME!!!" regardless of it's true value.

this generation has Twilight. another generation has Pokemon. etc. etc.

You take that back!!!
Pokemon is fucking awesome.
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#32
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#33
Twilight annoys me because the giant wolves don't seem to be doing much in the advertisements. If you're going to include giant wolves in your film, don't make them slink about like fucking sex offenders. Make em tear off heads.

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#35
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Twilight annoys me because the giant wolves don't seem to be doing much in the advertisements. If you're going to include giant wolves in your film, don't make them slink about like fucking sex offenders. Make em tear off heads.

I think they do in the new movie, so I've heard.

This movie looks like the rest of the crap that has been put out by fractions of the writers of Scary Movie. Just let it die already.
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#36
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Twilight annoys me because the giant wolves don't seem to be doing much in the advertisements. If you're going to include giant wolves in your film, don't make them slink about like fucking sex offenders. Make em tear off heads.


to be fair , they do tear off this guys arms .. and the ginger bitch loses her head (not that i've got anything against gingers , i love hayley williams (although i know shes not natrually ginger) but yeah i was just saying , the ginger evil one gets her head ripped off )

yay !
#37
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to be fair , they do tear off this guys arms .. and the ginger bitch loses her head (not that i've got anything against gingers , i love hayley williams (although i know shes not natrually ginger) but yeah i was just saying , the ginger evil one gets her head ripped off )

yay !


Brill.


My bad....I think i'll back the wolves, then.

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#38
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Honestly, I've met way more people who bitch and moan about Twilight and the vampire fad than I have people who like it. Same goes with Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, etc. etc. etc. Seriously, I've met 4 girls who like Twilight, and not a single one was "obsessive."

Maybe you guys should stop hanging out with 12 year old girls and not give a shit about fads that don't impact your life. This movie is ridiculous. It's worse than the book I saw at Barnes and Noble the other day, Twishitte. I mean seriously, whoever is pathetic enough to devote the time and ENERGY required to hate something so trivial that much must be very strange.


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#39
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You take that back!!!
Pokemon is fucking awesome.


yea it's awesome when you're in elementary school (i loved it as well), and you're entitled to like it beyond that as far as i'm concerned...but that doesn't mean it's not mass marketed crap
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#40
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yea it's awesome when you're in elementary school (i loved it as well), and you're entitled to like it beyond that as far as i'm concerned...but that doesn't mean it's not mass marketed crap




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