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#1
If you look throughout history, couples dancing has changed drastically... from the refined waltz and teasingly sensual tango, we have now almost universally digressed to grinding, at least among our generation. You're expected to half squat and dry hump friends, acquaintances, and even strangers when you 'dance' now.

I'm not necessarily putting down grinding, I'm just wondering where you guys think it will go next. Do you think society will find it acceptable to just have casual sex on the dance floor eventually? Do you think we'll have some big uproar about grinding and go back to doing the jitterbug or whatever the hell else people wanna do?
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#4
Soon enough, the black community will become too large to sustain itself, and implode. After that, all the reasonable people will go back to ballroom dancing and start at square one again.
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#8
The word grinding brings back disappointing memories


I'm not sure where it would go next
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#9
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hell yes. +1


next form of dancing will involve everyone sitting in a space by themselves with a laptop, they will dance online. Quite literally the Electric Slide.
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#11
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#12
we're not supposed to have casual sex on the dance floor?


I guess that explains my suspension from the school dance
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#13
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hell yes. +1


next form of dancing will involve everyone sitting in a space by themselves with a laptop, they will dance online. Quite literally the Electric Slide.


unfortunately I must agree with you
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#14
Let's have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick. - As one of the great philosophers of our time put it.


What you're describing has been around since the '80s. And tango's just as bad (for the lack of a better word), depending on the place you visit. No, I don't believe people will bone on the dance floor anytime soon, seeing as it's a pretty big jump from hinting at sexual acts to actually going for it. Just two different worlds, and I'll consider the possibility once I see heavy petting in public, not now though.

Or to put it differently: Dancing is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire. The dance routines you observed are to be expected.
#16
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Let's have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick. - As one of the great philosophers of our time put it.


What you're describing has been around since the '80s. And tango's just as bad (for the lack of a better word), depending on the place you visit. No, I don't believe people will bone on the dance floor anytime soon, seeing as it's a pretty big jump from hinting at sexual acts to actually going for it. Just two different worlds, and I'll consider the possibility once I see heavy petting in public, not now though.

Or to put it differently: Dancing is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire. The dance routines you observed are to be expected.

You haven't seen heavy petting in public? I haven't been to a club in years and I see that shit regularly.
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#19
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You haven't seen heavy petting in public? I haven't been to a club in years and I see that shit regularly.

People are fingering their girlfriends in the clubs near you?
#20
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People are fingering their girlfriends in the clubs near you?

Yes... hell, even at high school homecomings
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#21
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People are fingering their girlfriends in the clubs near you?


I've seen that happen in places less appropriate than in a club.
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#23
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Yes... hell, even at high school homecomings

Hell, not even dances, sometimes that shit happens in the middle of class.

Not very often, but it's happened.
#25
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Hell, not even dances, sometimes that shit happens in the middle of class.

Not very often, but it's happened.


im ashamed to say that i've taken part in that during class before.
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#26
Couples will sprint at each other at full speed from across the room and smash their foreheads together. It's only a matter of time.
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#28
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Yes... hell, even at high school homecomings

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I've seen that happen in places less appropriate than in a club.

Well, then they'll whip out their dicks soon enough.

Sucky though, I don't want other peoples' sexuality in my face. It also devalues sex somewhat, imo.
#29
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Couples will sprint at each other at full speed from across the room and smash their foreheads together. It's only a matter of time.

They'll call it the Tricera-hop
#30
They'll invent magnets on crotches soon. A positive sign on the man's groin, and a negative sign on the females.

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#31
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Couples will sprint at each other at full speed from across the room and smash their foreheads together. It's only a matter of time.

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#33
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Well, then they'll whip out their dicks soon enough.

Sucky though, I don't want other peoples' sexuality in my face. It also devalues sex somewhat, imo.

I agree, I dont know... if you can just dry hump anyone and in front of everyone, what's the point? Where was the chase and emotion in that? I dont have a problem with sexuality in general, but some subtlety would be nice.
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#34
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They'll call it the Tricera-hop

This made me laugh way more than it should have.

#35
i've witnessed people screw while grinding. maybe there will just be a total reactionary movement and people will go back to swing dancing.
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#36
I prefer it when games progress smoothly. I hate having to grind some useless enemy for hours before I can take on the next gym leader, boss etc.


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#37
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It has moved on. Google daggering.

I did, and honestly, I have no idea what I just saw. It kind of basically just looked like rape with clothes on to me.

But on a dance floor, with some guy with that really annoying Jamaican accent screaming "AAAAH, BLOOD CLOT, *SOMETHINGSOMTHING" PON UP IN DA CLOT BLOOD", or something to that effect.
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#38
Couples will dance at arm's length, keeping their feet less than four inches off the ground, and women will not be allowed to show off their ankles.
#39
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the next step is daggering. look it up




it just looks like anal rape
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#40
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I did, and honestly, I have no idea what I just saw. It kind of basically just looked like rape with clothes on to me.

But on a dance floor, with some guy with that really annoying Jamaican accent screaming "AAAAH, BLOOD CLOT, *SOMETHINGSOMTHING" PON UP IN DA CLOT BLOOD", or something to that effect.

Yeah, it's sort of the new big thing in dancehall. Those lyrics are hilarious.

"Bloodclot" is pretty much the Jamaican equivalent to "shit" used as an exclamation, by the way.
Last edited by Holy Katana at Jul 9, 2010,
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