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#1
though the subject of many a funny film, i had no idea that there was a secret military operation after WWI to go to war with the british using canada as a battlefield. was anyone, american, british, or canadian, ever taught about this in school? because i certainly must have been ill that day.

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/ops/war-plan-red.htm

talk about a pre-emptive war. they were planning to go to war with britain because it was assumed their alliance with japan (as of 1902) may cause some friction between the US and the, at the time imperialist, GB.

what the fucking fuck?
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#2
Heh, that's almost as much as an overblown premeditated reaction as this telegram my german buddy Zimmerman sent me.
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#3
I must have missed the part where Japan fought in WWI.
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#4
We managed to take both countries over without even getting anyone killed anyway.

Hurray for the US!
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#6
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Heh, that's almost as much as an overblown premeditated reaction as this telegram my german buddy Zimmerman sent me.


#DTWD
#7
Quote by rgrockr
I must have missed the part where Japan fought in WWI.

They took German colonies in the South East.
#8
I can't see this ever being taught in british schools (i certainly didn't learn about it when history was still compulsory for me)
I guess it would only be touched upon at university level
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#9
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though the subject of many a funny film, i had no idea that there was a secret military operation after WWI to go to war with the british using canada as a battlefield. was anyone, american, british, or canadian, ever taught about this in school? because i certainly must have been ill that day.

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/ops/war-plan-red.htm

talk about a pre-emptive war. they were planning to go to war with britain because it was assumed their alliance with japan (as of 1902) may cause some friction between the US and the, at the time imperialist, GB.

what the fucking fuck?

I read about this a few months ago. They have plans like this for nearly every possibility you could think of, including Texas suceeding and California being claimed by mexico.
#11
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This is absolutely disgusting. Why would we ever want Canada?

Have you tried their maple syrup?

Worth it.
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#12
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This is absolutely disgusting. Why would we ever want Canada?



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#13
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Heh, that's almost as much as an overblown premeditated reaction as this telegram my german buddy Zimmerman sent me.

lol i get it
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#14
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Have you tried their maple syrup?

Worth it.



Meh, Vermont's is good enough.
#15
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This is absolutely disgusting. Why would we ever want Canada?


They have hockey lol why not?
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#16
I think it's more interesting that GB was almost willing to hand Canada to us after the Civil War.
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#17
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This is absolutely disgusting. Why would we ever want Canada?

Who cares? Their moose cavalry would totally **** you all up.
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#18
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Who cares? Their moose cavalry would totally **** you all up.



Moose Cavalry? HA!


We got this shit!

#20
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These are the Russians, they better not team up with Canada, or the US is over



You're right.


What do we actually have? Fat people cavalry?


....
#21
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You're right.


What do we actually have? Fat people cavalry?


....

We got these guys.
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#22
Oh **** yea!


And we can always just resurrect Andrew Jackson and Ronald Reagan, then cross their genes with both Bush's. Just in case.
#23
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Oh **** yea!


And we can always just resurrect Andrew Jackson and Ronald Reagan, then cross their genes with both Bush's. Just in case.

Last time someone did that..
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#24
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Last time someone did that..



We had to make a Rasputin/Manson hybrid to put THAT bad boy down.
#25
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Last time someone did that..

Cthulhu is a republican?
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#26
We have....

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#29
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Cthulhu is a republican?

He is America itself. Here's Cthulhu in the US Senate.
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#30
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Does it matter if he's a Rep or a Dem?

Hell ya. If he's a democrat rich people are fucked too.
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#31
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He is America itself. Here's Cthulhu in the US Senate.



No no no, That's barbara mikulski.
#33
this is our most common sign in canada if you didnt know


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#35
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And two people immediately come to the same conclusion about their political representative...hundreds of miles apart.



??

Well she's not MY rep. Not anymore, at least. I was going off looks.
#38
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Ah well, still, she's somebody's rep.

*looks for pic of Mikulski*


oh... that's definitely non-Euclidean






It's uncanny!
#40
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We could always sic HER on Canada.



I wouldn't wish that on my greatest foe.
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