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#1
Someone told me a sexual joke: pocket pizzas are the best thing in the world. My friend laughed at it after like a minute, he needed time to understand the joke. I still don't get it. Can someone explain it to me?
#3
Two penguins are sitting in a hot tub. One says to the other, "No soap, radio!".
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#4
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Two penguins are sitting in a hot tub. One says to the other, "No soap, radio!".


Fucking hilarious man...
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#6
i dont think it was a joke and i dont think he meant pizzas. LOL think of another word that starts with a P ...... hmmmm ......
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#7
if its what i think it is, than i'd like to say your friends are immature pieces of shit who will laugh at anything thats innapropriate. I think it might be a variation of the term "alabama hot pocket". I could be completely wrong (chances are that I probably am).
#8
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Two penguins are sitting in a hot tub. One says to the other, "No soap, radio!".

#9
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i dont think it was a joke and i dont think he meant pizzas. LOL think of another word that starts with a P ...... hmmmm ......

it really was pizzas lol
#10
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Two penguins are sitting in a hot tub. One says to the other, "No soap, radio!".

doesnt get old!!
#11
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it really was pizzas lol

Reallly!?!?!? HaHahA.... maybe thats why i was so confused ....
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a M0lliP0Ps?


the world may never know!

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#14
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Two penguins are sitting in a hot tub. One says to the other, "No soap, radio!".


I fall for that everytime! fml haha
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#16
I got one.


What's the difference between a Bicycle?


An orange, because a vest has no sleeves.


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#17
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it really was pizzas lol

WOOOOOOOW.... olol

Yeah, and when I make a joke about a roast beef sandwich I'm defiantly talking about Arby's.
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#18
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I don't understand the penguin one...

Neither do I, what's the point of it?
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#20
ohhh i get it ... he said it to make you feel stupid cuz it makes no sense... the other guy was prob in on it hehe.... blonde moment...
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#22
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I don't understand the penguin one...


This.
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#25
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I got one:

Why does the bald man have holes in his pockets?

So he can masturbate in public, the fact he's bald is irrelevant.



What's green and has wheels?


Grass, I lied about the wheels.
#26
Quote by JayT44
Two penguins are sitting in a hot tub. One says to the other, "No soap, radio!".

Ok, I have read this over and over, and I still don't get it.

I beg for an explanation.
#27
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Ok, I have read this over and over, and I still don't get it.

I beg for an explanation.


that punch lines been around for decades.... its not suppose to make sense... read this thread... ull catch on eventually
Quote by spanishyanez
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a M0lliP0Ps?


the world may never know!

e-married to KENSAI

如果你可以阅读这个,你是中国人。
#28
A Man takes a picture of his wife by a lakeside and looks at the polaroid.
He looks at his wife and says "You look like your mother in this!"
She replies "Once taken and never again, to turn down a man who speaks in french!"


heard it during a Mitch Hedberg special. laughing for hours
#29
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Ok, I have read this over and over, and I still don't get it.

I beg for an explanation.

Its funny because it makes no sense. Theres a million different endings for that joke too.
#31
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Ok, I have read this over and over, and I still don't get it.

I beg for an explanation.



The soap isn't in the tub. It's in the typewriter.
#32
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The soap isn't in the tub. It's in the typewriter.

Obviously, and the second penguin isn't a penguin at all, but rather a toaster.
daytripper75

Bullieve


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#33
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Ok, I have read this over and over, and I still don't get it.

I beg for an explanation.

Have you ever met a penguin in real life? If you haven't you wouldn't understand.
#34
Quote by JayT44
Obviously, and the second penguin isn't a penguin at all, but rather a toaster.



There's a second penguin in the original joke?
#35
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Obviously, and the second penguin isn't a penguin at all, but rather a toaster.


In which case the first penguin is dead, for as we all know, toasters and water don't mix! Unless of course unicorns can be altered.
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#36
So, a seal walks into this club
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#37
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In which case the first penguin is dead, for as we all know, toasters and water don't mix! Unless of course unicorns can be altered.

If water and toasters don't mix, then where does the polar bear fit in?
daytripper75

Bullieve


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#38
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Its funny because it makes no sense. Theres a million different endings for that joke too.


No, the "no soap, radio!" punchline started in the 60's as a social experiment. One person would tell a joke, ending with the punchline: "no soap, radio!". An accomplice who was in on the experiment would then laugh hysterically until the unknowing subject either pretended to understand the non-existent joke or gave up left.
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#40
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If water and toasters don't mix, then where does the polar bear fit in?


He doesn't! The hot tub, was in AUSTRALIA! He couldn't stand the queue for the stylist!
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