Where in the hell might I be able to find these shoes? I've searched the internet and haven't found any. I will bow down to you if you find somewhere to buy them online.

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wut, they are everywhere.
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The link at the bottom doesn't work, i've tried.

And i'm pretty sure they're only sold in Australian Kmarts, etc. I have never seen these sold in the US.

It's a phony website I just found it hilarious.
Every store that sells cheap shoes.

And why the **** would you want a pair of those.
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