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Zach Anner was a man bound by his wheelchair, but with a heart of gold. He captured the hearts of people everywhere, and they helped a cripple'd man fly. He was leading an online election to become the "Next Oprah" and get a TV show. He was gaining votes faster than you could count. Oprah decided she didn't want a cripple as her next host, so she cheated. For about an hour, 99% of Zach's votes went to "Dr. Phyllis" who was basically a clone of Oprah with an annoying audition. People learned of Oprah's cheating, so she stopped. Zach Anner quickly retook first, but just as the results came in a woman named Jacqueline Wattimo got first. She gained about 2 million votes overnight. Where was Zach? At 7th. Zach Anner lost 6 million votes over night.

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#3
I don't like Oprah.
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She doesn't hate disabled people. She hates men.


there arent enough numbers to add after a plus sign for this statement.
#9
I can see where she's coming from. I wouldn't let it happen either. And I don't hate disabled people.

edit: I mean really, if you think that guy could host a talk show near as successful as Oprah's you're on some inspirational crack.
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#10
I don't really think she hates cripples specifically, more likely that she's a competitive bitch that's made millions off of american consumerism and gullibility and wants to keep it that way.
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#12
I hear she also hates black people.
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#13
Soooo, was someone watching "Men are bad and will hurt you, because this is Lifetime television" and happened to pay attention to the commercials?
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edit: I mean really, if you think that guy could host a talk show near as successful as Oprah's you're on some inspirational crack.

You're way out of the loop. He's not hosting some boring "sit-around and bawwww about the rape that happened to me 30 years ago" talk show. He's gonna be doing a travel show. If you don't think a disabled man travelling to exciting locations and discovering the world on his own accord isn't interesting, then you're on something.
#16
Meh; I couldn't give a ****, even if I tried.
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#17
I am outraged, though not enough to do anything about it. Life sucks, so what?
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I hear she also hates black people.

No you're sadly mistaken.
She hates everyone who has had a unfortunate life.
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So a Facebook group will solve this how?

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#20
I always liked Ellen more
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I always liked Ellen more

Ellen is awesome.

Oprah is for fat people.
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#23
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You're way out of the loop. He's not hosting some boring "sit-around and bawwww about the rape that happened to me 30 years ago" talk show. He's gonna be doing a travel show. If you don't think a disabled man travelling to exciting locations and discovering the world on his own accord isn't interesting, then you're on something.

It would make a very interesting show IMO. But successful? Nah. Sure, it'd be cute at first, but the ratings wouldn't last more than a year. She wants something that'll last.

I dunno why she rigged the votes though, I'd have just quietly done away with the contest altogether.

edit: You know what? Where is the evidence that Oprah herself had anything to do with it?
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#24
I am slightly angered by the vote rigging (not because he's disabled, just generally because it's sort of "what's the point in the vote when you're choosing?") but also then realised why do I care?
The answer is I guess I don't!
#25
Very interesting story my sibling who is unrelated to me.
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#27
Well Oprah's a douche for do that but I'm not watching the show no matter who wins.


Also /b/ would probably be more effective then facebook. I usually hate them but they can get shit done.
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#29
Oprah should fucking die
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Oprah should fucking die


No, because then everytime you turn on the TV there would be someone lying about how much they liked her
#31
I highly doubt it's because he was disabled, but there WAS some obvious cheating.
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#32
Who fucking cares?
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Who fucking cares?

If you'd watched that guy's video you would. If not then I don't think you have a soul and you should consider purchasing one.
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#34
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I hear she also hates black people.


took me ages to catch onto that, once i seen the picture on the 2nd page i was like "...............LOL OHHHHHHHHHRIGHT........."
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#35
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I always liked Ellen more

Yeah Ellen is cool.
Oprah I can't stand.
I don't really see why any of you care. I bet that even if he would have won you guys wouldn't have watched the show anyways.
Hell I bet most of you wouldn't watch any shows on her station.
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Also /b/ would probably be more effective then facebook. I usually hate them but they can get shit done.

/b/ was the reason he was that high up in the first place
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#38
I'm English and what is this?

All daytime television is crap.
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Hell I bet most of you wouldn't watch any shows on her station.

I would have if I got it but I don't think we do here. Now I am glad.
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#40
Sounds more like she dislikes honest competition in contrast to puppets she can control.
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