#1
-Everybody this is babywantsabottle he's new - HEY cut that out at the back!
-Err Hello my name is babywantsabottle, I'm new
-duhhh!
-Hans!
-I am a guitar player I own a 1972 Fender stratocaster, heavily modded 80's SG(shaven neck, new pups, rotary cap selector), Godin 11-string, Marshall 1959HW stack, and so on.
-Well I hope you enjoy your ti - Jesus! David do I have to send you to detention every day!?

Yeah bababebooba day. Anybody read? I'm on life the universe and everything the third book in the hitchhikers guide trilogy.
#3
you know this isn't allowed right?
[HARLEY-DAVIDSON]



When the world slips you a Jerffrey...

Stroke the furry walls.
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#4
Take it to the No Gives A Fuck Thread.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#6
how dare you send someine from Bristol to detention! prick...
[HARLEY-DAVIDSON]



When the world slips you a Jerffrey...

Stroke the furry walls.
stroke the furry walls.
#10
I will reply to your statements:

if you want to introduce yourself, there's a place to do that in the new users forum
Noone listens


Take it to the No Gives A **** Thread
I am not aware of such a thread

you know this isn't allowed right?
No, no I did not. If I did I would not have posted this.
#12
Quote by BabyWantABottle
Noone listens


That's because they're reading and not caring
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#13
I will reply to your statements:

Seems you'll be interesting
thank you

Am I missing some humor here?
No

how dare you send someine from Bristol to detention! prick...
I am sorry I upset you.

I assume you were meant to use your own user name but you spelt it wrong ...
?
#14
Quote by padgea7x
That's because they're reading and not caring
So why post it there? People seem to be reading and caring(to some degree) here.
#19
Hm. You're off to a good start I see...
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#20
You seem like a pretty cool guy, TS, do you keel aliens and don't afraid of enything to? But yea, *reported*
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#23
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I am scared and confused


That's what she said
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#24
Some kind of multi/troll?
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#25
Quote by jonne.i
Some kind of multi/troll?

spot on there.
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YOU'RE A CUNT AND STUFF LESPAUL1216.


It's okay because whatever, forever
#27
Quote by Casketcreep
This whole thread is one big subjective subtle troll.
OP is actually a genius, and not the unintelligent fool that he comes across as.

We should bow down and worship him.

it's only funny because of who said it
Quote by asator
YOU'RE A CUNT AND STUFF LESPAUL1216.


It's okay because whatever, forever
#28
The Pit is not the place to introduce yourself because it's full of stupid people.
#29
^^^ listen to this man, it's all true...


ALL OF IT

EDIT: what the ****? pick gnomes are stealing useful forum posts now too? DAMN YOU PICK GNOMES!
[HARLEY-DAVIDSON]



When the world slips you a Jerffrey...

Stroke the furry walls.
stroke the furry walls.
Last edited by velocigecko at Jul 10, 2010,