#1
Poor guy:

English striker Wayne Rooney has been declared the "ugliest footballer on the planet." After being defeated in the World Cup, surely this will not help Rooney recover.




Harsh.
#3
I can promise you he still gets more poon than 95% of the earth's population, so who cares?
#4
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I can promise you he still gets more poon than 95% of the earth's population, so who cares?


this and he also makes more money than....everyone I know combined.
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#6
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#8
So, it's a fucking beauty pageant now? Seriously, wtf? This isn't relevant to ANYTHING.
#9
Does he remind anyone else of flea?
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#12
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Does he remind anyone else of flea?


Yeah, that's what I thought.
#13
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#14
I think he's pretty <3
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#15
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I don't think he's ugly...

U mad?
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#17
Rooney isn't even that bad looking, never mind the ugliest. The voter's were probably all americans. That site had to explain what a "striker" is

You know what might cheer rooney up? Driving his Bentley and ****ing a whole bunch of women later on tonight.
#18
Does it matter.?
I'm just pissed off he plays well for Man U yet can't score for England.
#19
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No but seriously. I plead my case;

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#21
What? I would have said Tevez any day of the week.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


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Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#24
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This is the ugliest football player


He is an American Football player
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#27
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Mesut Ozil is awesome... and he looks like a lemur.

He is awesome, but he looks like his eyes have popped out of his head.
#28
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No but seriously. I plead my case;


And here he is relaxing...
#29
He gets paid enough to put up with it.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#30
I'm American and willing to admit I'm completely ignorant when it comes to football.. but all I'm gonna say is he looks a lot like Flea.
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