#2
That one time there was no pit. I dealt with it by whining that there was no pit 'till it was back up.
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E-married to danny the fish



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#3
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That one time there was no pit. I dealt with it by whining that there was no pit 'till it was back up.

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#4
One time I was stuck between a rock and a hard-on.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#5
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That one time there was no pit. I dealt with it by whining that there was no pit 'till it was back up.

Came in here to post this
* If my punctuation seems off, it's because my shift button is broken *
#6
Got dropped in the middle of a runway surrounded by pissed off Cubans.
Beat them into submission.
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#7
Worst situation would be when someone broke into my old house before I moved. I dealt with it by shooting him before he could shoot me.
#9
Got into a car crash and blacked out for 30 minutes in the middle of a damn snowstorm, if that doesn't say you're fvcked, I don't know what does.
#10
Went to Shanghai to meet my wife's parents. I can't speak Chinese, they can't speak English. On the day of the Chinese New Year my wife's uncles, aunties and cousins were coming over to prepare to go for a meal - that's like...10 people, plus her and her mum and dad. So about an hour before they arrive I really need to take a dump, which is okay because I'd been there for a week and it's not like I don't know how to work a toilet. Anyway, long story short I clogged their toilet. My girlfriend is shouting at me, her mum is shouting at her, her dad is making some kind of comment and I'm willing myself to die.

It all tuned out okay in the end, but at the time I just wished I could have died.
#11
Forgot to bring my lunch to school. Ended up missing lunch. It was horrible.


Also that one time my friend was looking at my ipod and saw that I had about 50 porn vids and asked me why I had them.