#2
I don't know but you might be the first one to ask that question.
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#4
It wouldn't grow, right?


Wait a second....
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#5
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#6
this ones easy...

it's like ac and dc electricity, when he creates a paradox his nose goes into ac mode - growing smaller and longer until he either lies or tells the truth, returning to whichever state is then applicable

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#7
Straight from Google:
"His intention isn't to lie. His nose only grows in response to a self-realized expressed mistruth; if his statement was spoken with no self-confidence, then yes, it would grow; and he would have been mistakenly correct.
Conversely, if he believes his nose will actually grow, and expresses it; it shall not grow. He will be truthful, but wrong."
#8
It wouldn't grow because not telling a lie on purpose
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#9
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Straight from Google:
"His intention isn't to lie. His nose only grows in response to a self-realized expressed mistruth; if his statement was spoken with no self-confidence, then yes, it would grow; and he would have been mistakenly correct.
Conversely, if he believes his nose will actually grow, and expresses it; it shall not grow. He will be truthful, but wrong."
#

Aaahhhhh, thats clever, very clever. i've asked a few people this question and thats probably the best response i've even gotten.

Good job!
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funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#13
I'd tell him I don't give two shits and he can go f*ck himself.

Problem solved.
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#17
it wouldn't be a lie considering it wood grow eventually
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#18
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#20
pit burns him "alive". problem solved!
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#21
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lol, his nose is his dick, so it would have been an erection anyway.

See that stuff coming out of his nose? That isn't snot.
#24
This again... I had this argument a couple weeks ago.

Well, if it doesn't he's lying, which would make it grow, which means he's telling the truth, but it grew, so he had to be lying, but he wasn't lying, it ****ing grew, so he's definetly telling the truth, but if his nose grows that means he's ****ing lying...

His head would probably explode.
#25
The real question here is what would happen if he said "My nose is going to grow right now"?
Because if his nose doesn't grow he would be lying, and if his nose did grow he would be telling the truth thus creating a paradox.
Total mindfuck eh?
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#26
Depends on if he actually thinks his nose will grow. It's not a lie if you believe it's true.
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