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#1
My sister just an entire coke can!

My mom is in tears right now and my dad just went in his room and slammed the door

I'm freaking out guys!! I don't know what to do
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#7
Barrel roll?


calm down and explain a little better for helpful posts


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#8
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#10
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Your sister is a coke can


Illooooooooosion!

TS, just call the police.

Not the band. 911.

Not RENO 911. The phone number, on the phone. 911. Go.

DirtEdit: Cok-can...

TONY MONTANA, good sirs.
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Last edited by DirtyMakik at Jul 10, 2010,
#12
Anybody thinking what i'm thinking?
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Originally Posted by Guitarbaddie
Dude, she's like 12, what is wrong with you?



Originally Posted by RockGuitar92
You're the one who came on her face.

#15
Calm down, stay in your room for a while. After about 15 minutes, ask your sister why she did it. Then, help her explain to your parents. Everything will be alright.

EDIT: I accidenally the whole first post. My advice probably won't be effective.

Sorry dude, you're dead.
Last edited by Kevin19 at Jul 10, 2010,
#16
Um...when you say Coke can I think of soda. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess you mean Cocaine.

Easy...intervention, get her friends, family, everyone she cares about. And tell her she has to stop.
Have a good one,
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#17
This again? Old joke is old.

*reported*
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#18
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Anybody thinking what i'm thinking?

Yes

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#20
What. The. Fuck.
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#24
Quote by xMarkx
Anybody thinking what i'm thinking?


No, because your thinking im thinking what your thinking.
#25
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I am now


You were thinking about the Ghostbusters? And who is going to call them with everybody in his family angry?
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Originally Posted by Guitarbaddie
Dude, she's like 12, what is wrong with you?



Originally Posted by RockGuitar92
You're the one who came on her face.

#26
It's really annoying when children first discover /b/ and these tired old memes and assume no-one else has heard of them.
Next he'll be asking who was on the other end of that telephone call when the girl clearl just explained that her father was dead.
#34
just an entire coke can!?


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#36
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oh guys, youre ****ing up my ribs



That's not the only part of you i am ****ing.......
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Originally Posted by Guitarbaddie
Dude, she's like 12, what is wrong with you?



Originally Posted by RockGuitar92
You're the one who came on her face.

#37
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YOUR SISTER ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE THING?

Oh no...

Sigged. That was so damned funny.
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#38
Quote by TEK34
I hate it when people just an things.


thats really funny if you picture someone saying it out loud haha
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#40
Quote by crazy8rgood




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Originally Posted by Guitarbaddie
Dude, she's like 12, what is wrong with you?



Originally Posted by RockGuitar92
You're the one who came on her face.

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