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/Attracting women. I've got an acoustic and I'm looking to make some extra money. So any suggestions?
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We broke up a month later.
#2
inb4 Wonderwall.
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*insert search bar joke here*
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#6
Death metal is the buskers best friend TS.

That or pornographic sounds over a free form jazz solo



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#7
So...um, why do people think that singing/playing songs actually attracts worthwhile women?

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So...um, why do people think that singing/playing songs actually attracts worthwhile women?

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Because they live lonely lives and cba to actually talk to a girl or any engage in any form of contact that involves paying attention to them.
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#9
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Because they live lonely lives and cba to actually talk to a girl or any engage in any form of contact that involves paying attention to them.


Uhh nooo thats so wrong I don't even know where to begin.

Playing music attracts the best girls, with dem titties and hots.

Brain mush at 4am



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*Drum Solo*


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#11
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Uhh nooo thats so wrong I don't even know where to begin.

Playing music attracts the best girls, with dem titties and hots.

Brain mush at 4am


I find rohypnol to be far more effective.
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#12
Talk? To.. A... Girl?



That Edit Again:
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I find rohypnol to be far more effective.



Fine choice good sir



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#13
Wow, i cant believe you actually think your gonna get poon if you play cheesy acoustic songs. That doesn't work anymore bro, unless your in a band it's gonna be pretty difficult, even in a band it takes a while for the poon to roll in, and it takes some sweet talking obviously.
#14
The Batman theme tune.
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#15
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Talk? To.. A... Girl?





You mental!? Expressing your emotions through words has no way of being more impressive to a girl than strumming some repetitive I - IV - V chord progression and reciting some mindless lyrics rhyming the word 'love', with 'wuv'.
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You mental!? Expressing your emotions through words has no way of being more impressive to a girl than strumming some repetitive I - IV - V chord progression and reciting some mindless lyrics rhyming the word 'love', with 'wuv'.



This concept of "wuv" confuses and infuriates me



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*Drum Solo*


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Wow, i cant believe you actually think your gonna get poon if you play cheesy acoustic songs. That doesn't work anymore bro, unless your in a band it's gonna be pretty difficult, even in a band it takes a while for the poon to roll in, and it takes some sweet talking obviously.

Dey liek the br00thul methulz bro
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#19
You really should just talk to women instead of using your guitar to attract them...

but, if you want a good song for that, I'm Yours by Jason Mraz.