#1
So a few buddies and I we're gettin drunk last night. My phone fell in some water and I got pissed, and punched the floor. We think we heard a crack, who knows. i can move all my fingers, except my right pinky hurts a little but still has motion.

and theres a fatass bump above the knuckle.

someone diagnose me. make my day even worse.
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#3
You have 2 months to live. Sorry TS.
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#5
I diagnose you as an absolute shitheaded cunt
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#8
If you're worried, go to the doctor.
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