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#1
I was with a bunch of friends and they were all talking about how anybody with a blue lightsaber has never won a fight. Apparently when Luke first faced Vader and got his butt handed to him he had the Blue lightsaber. When Luke beat Vader he had the green one. When Obi Wan and Qui Gon Jin fought Maul, Obi had a blue light saber but could only kill Maul with Qui Gon's which was green. Even in the only Blue vs Blue Light Saber Battle between Anakin and Obi Wan nobody won. Obi Wan could only cut off Anakin's limbs but Anakin didn't technically die.
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#3
Moral of the story. Don't fight with a K Mart blue light special
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#4
Obi Wan still won that battle, regardless if he died or not.
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#5
Then you've obviously never played Jedi Knight 2
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#6
I can imagine someone with the name 'Qui Gon Jin' was bullied a lot at school.
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#9
Apparently you haven't seen Revenge of the Sith.
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Obi Wan still won that battle, regardless if he died or not.


This.

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#11


Green lightsabers (and Liam Neeson) FTW.
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#12
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Agreed, but i believe this might be more about the official movies than (rather brilliant) spinoff games.
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#13
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#14
LOTR > Star Wars


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Obi Wan still won that battle, regardless if he died or not.


I don't think so. You can argue he won but the purpose of the weapon is to kill your enemy. Obi didn't do that and Anakin got a way. So the contest was a draw.
#17
Just checked on YouTube, Anakin uses his blue saber and Dooku's own red saber to kill Dooku.

/geek ^^
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#24
Moral of the story: Star Wars is overrated garbage.

EDIT: Too f*ckin' right for the BTTF love. BTTF is the king of Sci-Fi.
#25
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I don't think so. You can argue he won but the purpose of the weapon is to kill your enemy. Obi didn't do that and Anakin got a way. So the contest was a draw.

You can argue that, but that doesn't make it true. Obi Wan defeated Anakin, he left him limbless pile. If the Emperor didn't find him, he would have died.

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Also, Anakin vs. Dooku in Episode 3.

That too.
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Green lightsabers (and Liam Neeson) FTW.

Green Lightsabers and Liam Neeson FTW. Liam Neeson in Star Wars sucked ass.
#27
Obi Wan vs Grieveous? One of the best lines in the movie: "How uncivilized."

And BTW Kyle Katarn FTW!
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#28
Has the red lightsaber ever won?


Second that, Kyle Katarn FTW
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EDIT: Too f*ckin' right for the BTTF love. BTTF is the king of Sci-Fi.

Most def. I wouldn't call it he king of sci fi. Neither of those other two movies are really sci fi, just fantasy films. But irregardless, in terms of Best Trilogy arguments, BTTF wins hands down. Fuck everybody from Clerks for saying otherwise.
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#30
Jedi don't like killing. They're against it. Instead, Jedi prefer to capture, disarm or incapicitate. Only exception is the Sith, who they try to turn. If they can't turn the Sith, then they kill them.

As a Jedi, Obi-Wan won the fight against Anakin. Even though he was Sith, he won the fight as a Jedi, and walked away as a friend.

EDIT: Also Anakin used his blue saber in every fight in Episode III. That includes his raid on the Jedi Temple, which he no doubt killed hundreds of jedi with his saber.
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#31
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Has the red lightsaber ever won?


Second that, Kyle Katarn FTW


Vader vs Obi-Wan. Palpatine vs. Yoda. Palpatine vs. those three Jedi in his chamber.

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#32
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You can argue that, but that doesn't make it true. Obi Wan defeated Anakin, he left him limbless pile. If the Emperor didn't find him, he would have died.


That too.

That's completely irrelevant. The Emperor DID find him, he didn't die, therefore Obi Wan didn't defeat Anakin, as evident by the fact that he became a powerful cyborg who rules with an iron fist and then comes back to kill Obi Wan later.
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Jedi don't like killing. They're against it. Instead, Jedi prefer to capture, disarm or incapicitate. Only except is the Sith, who they try to turn. If they can't turn the Sith, then they kill them.

As a Jedi, Obi-Wan won the right against Anakin. Even though he was Sith, he won the fight as a Jedi, and walked away as a friend.

EDIT: Also Anakin used his blue saber in every fight in Episode III. That includes his raid on the Jedi Temple, which he no doubt killed hundreds of jedi with his saber.


+1, this pretty much sums up what most of the episode 3 arguing is about.
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#35
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As a Jedi, Obi-Wan won the right against Anakin. Even though he was Sith, he won the fight as a Jedi, and walked away as a friend.

What a friendly gesture leaving him limbless to burn to a crisp.
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#36
Revan had a blue light saber


the jedi exile had a cyan one
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#37
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Jedi don't like killing. They're against it. Instead, Jedi prefer to capture, disarm or incapicitate. Only except is the Sith, who they try to turn. If they can't turn the Sith, then they kill them.

As a Jedi, Obi-Wan won the right against Anakin. Even though he was Sith, he won the fight as a Jedi, and walked away as a friend.

EDIT: Also Anakin used his blue saber in every fight in Episode III. That includes his raid on the Jedi Temple, which he no doubt killed hundreds of jedi with his saber.

And Rocky won the fight as a human being. Poppy ****.

Also, Anakin wasn't technically a sith at the time.
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#38
Doubleedit: ^Because he didn't want to kill him. He was still moving when Obi-Wan walked away, he knew he was alive, fi he had wanted to kill him he would've then and there. As he said moments ago though, he loved Anakin, so couldn't bring himself to. He still won. Killing =/= only way of winning.

Count Dooku(Played by the original hammy movie villain Christopher Lee), and every single member of the Jedi Council that was in it when Anakin killed everyone, or rather, every Jedi everywhere except Anakin, Obi-Wan, Yoda, those Jules took with him to kill Palpatine and the ones we see get shot up from Order 66, don't count then?

Edit: Also Annie got his ass handed to him by Dooku with a green saber in episode II.
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Most def. I wouldn't call it he king of sci fi. Neither of those other two movies are really sci fi, just fantasy films. But irregardless, in terms of Best Trilogy arguments, BTTF wins hands down. Fuck everybody from Clerks for saying otherwise.


Well when it's to do with Clerks, Star Wars wins over LOTR any day of the week.. Doesn't mean Star Wars is as good as BTTF
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