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#1
Just YouTubing and found a small compilation of funny Twiggy (Marilyn Manson Bassist/guitarist) moments. Post other funny moments of band members or bands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnmPZNCRtuw&feature=related

You guys post YouTube links if you want as well.
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Edit: Inb4 anything lol
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#4
There's some video of some fan stealing Kirk Hammett's guitar when they're playing a show.
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#6
jason grabbed his bass by the strings (all 4 of them in a clenched fist lol) and lifted it up off his bass stand while me and cody were watching and trying to stop him. He was in drop B standard tuning ( B - E - A - B), we play lo ass stuff haha but yeah his hand slid up the strings and they streched so much lol it fell and cracked near the bottom at the input.

jason just got that bass for graduation and now it doesnt work when we plug it in to his amplifier.
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#9
My band's lead singer was so drunk one night he fell sidesways off stage and landed on his face - chipping his tooth.

People thought my guitarist looked like Dallas green, and they would tell him. He wanted to kill himself.
#10
there's that video of "seek and destroy" where james is walkin' around with a mike, and when he puts in jason's face to sing the chorus, jason just screams "aaggghh!", and james just looks at him like, "dude. WHAT. THE. ****!"

or this video of ac/dc where a "fan" throws his beer at angus, and he just starts talking to the guy, and seemingly bitch-slaps him before going back to the song.
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We had to stop half-way through the set, we were laughing so hard.


How did your drummer feel about getting laughed at so much? was he pissed or did he go along with it?
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#17
Anything Mikael Åkerfeldt does...

80's jokes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DDSjwlG8vI&feature=related

Michael Jackson:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGbSPcMhj0s

Guess the riff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKFBn-97_9k&NR=1

Band introduction and porn interlude (starts at 4:40):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjHPqy1EAXM

Birthday song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twpt5GqtAYo

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Oldie, but still my favorite.

It's the notes in between...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoMF2GgyKAA&feature=related

I lol'd
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#20
We were playing and we had a fan on in the room because the temperatures been real hot lately and since we have a show coming up our vocalist asks us, "Are we going bring our fan to the gig?" and quickly our bassist says, "Yeah, He's the only cool fan we have!" lol

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#21
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#23
our bass player never shows up.. no wait that's not funny, just ****ing annoying
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#24
Keith Richards giving a crazy fan a slashing blow with his Telecaster. Epic.
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Funniest thing for me was when I was soon this solo and my rhythm paler was soo pissed off cause he docent Do them that he tried and u know where u do vibrato by wiggling your finger on the string he tried that and you hear this loud click and he pushed the fret through the neck and it was like a millimetre from goin into his finger and he's just like "**** that was fun" noticed the green afce on my post looks a bit sexually learning like a sort of pwrvet that is watchig you play xbox through a telescope
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Funniest thing for me was when I was soon this solo and my rhythm paler was soo pissed off cause he docent Do them that he tried and u know where u do vibrato by wiggling your finger on the string he tried that and you hear this loud click and he pushed the fret through the neck and it was like a millimetre from goin into his finger and he's just like "**** that was fun" noticed the green afce on my post looks a bit sexually learning like a sort of pwrvet that is watchig you play xbox through a telescope



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Funniest thing for me was when I was soon this solo and my rhythm paler was soo pissed off cause he docent Do them that he tried and u know where u do vibrato by wiggling your finger on the string he tried that and you hear this loud click and he pushed the fret through the neck and it was like a millimetre from goin into his finger and he's just like "**** that was fun" noticed the green afce on my post looks a bit sexually learning like a sort of pwrvet that is watchig you play xbox through a telescope



Seriously, the fuck?
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Funniest thing for me was when I was soon this solo and my rhythm paler was soo pissed off cause he docent Do them that he tried and u know where u do vibrato by wiggling your finger on the string he tried that and you hear this loud click and he pushed the fret through the neck and it was like a millimetre from goin into his finger and he's just like "**** that was fun" noticed the green afce on my post looks a bit sexually learning like a sort of pwrvet that is watchig you play xbox through a telescope


Here we go:

The funniest thing that happened to me was when I was playing this solo and my rhythm player was pissed because he doesn't do them that well. He tried and [sic failingly describes vibrato], he tried that and we heard a loud click. He had pushed the fret through the neck [wut?] and it was like a millimeter from going into his finger. He just said, "Fuck that was fun.

I noticed the green face on post looks a bit sexually leaning, sort of like a pervert that watches you play xbox through a telescope.


Fucking what?
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Opeth are hilarious, I saw them at Download in '09, when they were before Motley Crue, and Akerfeldt was playing off that all show. "This song will soud obscure to Motley Crue fans, because it is an Opeth song, and you've never heard of us" and "We are the sh*t band playing before Motley Crue, so I guess we're Whitesnake" sohe proeeded to call themselves Whitesnae for the rest of the show.

Another bloke that pops to mind is Adam D from Killswitch Engage. He probably lurks on 4chan, it wouldn't surprise me.
#38
I think the funniest thing I've ever seen band-wise, is Greg Puciato from Dillinger Escape Plan running on the audience's heads.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lxwlgyhhA
#39
at last practice we went shroom hunting at night, it was fun.

one time, the other guitarist disagreed with me, so I rubbed my ass on him.
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#40
My singer sucks, yet thinks he's good. He once asked my guitarist what he thought of his vox on a song we did, and the guitarist said "They suck". I've never laughed more in my life.
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