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hi i bought 2 containers of blueberries today because i did some research and found out that the health benefits are many. blueberries are considered one of the top brain foods out there. so i got home, poured the 1st container into a bowl and sprayed them off with water. i ate all of them within about 15 minutes, and immediately the effects were a cooling sensation in my head! its really weird, everytime i eat blueberries this happens to me, could it be the intense effcts of the high anti-oxidant levels in them? maybe. anyway, after i ate all those blueberries i felt a little 'smarter', i played bejeweled blitz and was comprehending and finding matches of 3 or more a lot faster then before. from now on, i'm including many blueberries in my daily diet. does anyone else get a cooling sensation in their heads when they eat blueberries?
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There might be some psychoactive ingredient in them, but I highly doubt it.
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#5
it's called "placebo effect", no fruit can make that to your brain within 15 minutes.
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#6
You're head is probably swelling. The juice is building up inside of you.

Are you turning blue?

You'll need to be juiced.
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#11
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Placebo effect.

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#12
Anti-oxidents=modern-day snake oil

Seriously dude, it's all in your head (pun, get it, because it's "brain food",)
#13
blueberries are supposed to be great for digestion as well, blue poop here we come lolol. haha what if i swallowed blueberries whole then shot them out of my bum and ate them again! i'd never have to buy blueberries again! well, eventually they'd be 'brown berries'.
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blueberries are supposed to be great for digestion as well, blue poop here we come lolol. haha what if i swallowed blueberries whole then shot them out of my bum and ate them again! i'd never have to buy blueberries again! well, eventually they'd be 'brown berries'.

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Wait'll you see what happens when you smoke them...
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#17
@kerri55

Well based on the above post, I'm going to assume they weren't blueberries, and were in fact a strange drug. Seek help TS.
#18
i was gonna say something smart...until i read TS second comment...

now i just feel uncomfortable
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#19
I don't believe in all that health benefit antioxidant crap, but damn, I love blueberries!
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#21
Blueberry acid trip?
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#22
Are you sure they were blueberries? Not blueberries laced with acid or ecstacy? If I were you I'd get a new dealer grocer.
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#23
Quote by keri55
hi i bought 2 containers of blueberries today because i did some research and found out that the health benefits are many. blueberries are considered one of the top brain foods out there. so i got home, poured the 1st container into a bowl and sprayed them off with water. i ate all of them within about 15 minutes, and immediately the effects were a cooling sensation in my head! its really weird, everytime i eat blueberries this happens to me, could it be the intense effcts of the high anti-oxidant levels in them? maybe. anyway, after i ate all those blueberries i felt a little 'smarter', i played bejeweled blitz and was comprehending and finding matches of 3 or more a lot faster then before. from now on, i'm including many blueberries in my daily diet. does anyone else get a cooling sensation in their heads when they eat blueberries?

No. No it could not.

Judging by your posts in the gay thread you need all the brain food you can get, though.

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blueberries are supposed to be great for digestion as well, blue poop here we come lolol. haha what if i swallowed blueberries whole then shot them out of my bum and ate them again! i'd never have to buy blueberries again! well, eventually they'd be 'brown berries'.

Or maybe cyanide.
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Quote by keri55
blueberries are supposed to be great for digestion as well, blue poop here we come lolol. haha what if i swallowed blueberries whole then shot them out of my bum and ate them again! i'd never have to buy blueberries again! well, eventually they'd be 'brown berries'.

Waitwhat? it might be that im just really tired, but this is really.... retarded, are you by any chance between the ages of 5 and 12 and mentally challenged?
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Quote by keri55
blueberries are supposed to be great for digestion as well, blue poop here we come lolol. haha what if i swallowed blueberries whole then shot them out of my bum and ate them again! i'd never have to buy blueberries again! well, eventually they'd be 'brown berries'.


I guess the 'smartness' wore off right?
#26
TS your thread is funny. not because of your claims but because i myself, am playing bejeweled blitz on facebook and i just got done eating blueberries as well.


so im abit creeped out at this

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#29
I was seriously expecting to see a wall of blue waffle when I opened this thread.
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Quote by keri55
hi i bought 2 containers of blueberries today because i did some research and found out that the health benefits are many. blueberries are considered one of the top brain foods out there. so i got home, poured the 1st container into a bowl and sprayed them off with water. i ate all of them within about 15 minutes, and immediately the effects were a cooling sensation in my head! its really weird, everytime i eat blueberries this happens to me, could it be the intense effcts of the high anti-oxidant levels in them? maybe. anyway, after i ate all those blueberries i felt a little 'smarter', i played bejeweled blitz and was comprehending and finding matches of 3 or more a lot faster then before. from now on, i'm including many blueberries in my daily diet. does anyone else get a cooling sensation in their heads when they eat blueberries?

If you need to use food to make you smarter, you're probably not that smart to begin with.
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#35
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What in the fuck is going on here?


i dont know, all i know is it all went to shit after the OP
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#36
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hi my names keri and im a gurl who farts lots and like it cuz the smell makes me happy are there any other girls out there that love farting and basking in they're own ambience my names keri and i like emitting fowl odors aka poop in air form from my bum bum bye bye now i love you

this is better than the pentagram guy.
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#37
Guys, im lonely and scared, theres blue every wheres and it smells funny, please save me
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#38
OP, look for ocean spray's new blueberry juice cocktail. its soooooooooo gooooooooooooooood.
#40
Shit man. I'm inspired to go get some "blueberries" now.
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