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#1
Yo check it.
I was fapping the other night and I met this lush chili. We fapped together for a while, I spaded her for a bit and then I got her on my piece.
It was a great time, but when it was time for me to dip out, I'd run out of cheddar.


...it's not as dirty as it sounds:




Wow. What?
Score 1 for Old Media, trolling the geriatrics.
I'm not exactly sure when "fap" started to mean "drunk/intoxicated", but okay! Now we know better, and we will have to ask our buddies "you wanna go fap tonight?"


Other notable words:

- Pwnage: To own. (I'm not quite sure they've got the right idea here :P)
- Secks: Something desirable. (Hm.. yes, yes indeed.)


There are a small number of words on there which I've heard IRL, and which seem to be in the right context... but I'm almost positive at least half of those are words that the "rents" just assumed were correct, or their kids were just fucking around with them. Particularly with Piece=Mobile Phone, and Fap=Drunk
#2
I wonder if people actually talk like that...

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#4
"Loose: A positive word meaning without morals or self restraint"

I wish it wasnt true.
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#5
Yeah, I live in a place that's full of people that can't use the Engliah language as it's supposed to be used, and I've barely heard any of those words...
#10
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...it's not as dirty as it sounds:


Sure was cheesy though.
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#11
...coupledom? Seriously?

This is why newsprint is dead.
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#12
Best shut yo mouf' before I bust out mah piece and... make a very expensive collect call?
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#13
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Yeah, I live in a place that's full of people that can't use the Engliah language as it's supposed to be used, and I've barely heard any of those words...



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#14
Its also sad that they are even trying to do this and put it all in a book. Around here, the meaning of half of those words change every 10 miles. Here in Lawrenceville, a pill is usually adderal or some other shitty script, but in Winder, a pill is E, no matter who you talk to.
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#15
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"Dang"



I know, right? I'm not exactly sure when "dang" became an unknown, new generation slang word haha.
I do use it fairly often though. "Naw, heck dang-it"
#17
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Easy, tiger. Notice that the a is next to the s.
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I know, right? I'm not exactly sure when "dang" became an unknown, new generation slang word haha.
I do use it fairly often though. "Naw, heck dang-it"



I don't use it that often, I must be getting old
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#18
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Its also sad that they are even trying to do this and put it all in a book. Around here, the meaning of half of those words change every 10 miles. Here in Lawrenceville, a pill is usually adderal or some other shitty script, but in Winder, a pill is E, no matter who you talk to.


Where I am, a pill is always always vicadin
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#19
Wow. Anybody stupid enough to believe this must be in their 50s or older.
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#21

Fetch - cool or stylish.
Fair sure that anyone who says 'fetch' is taking the piss out of Gretchen from Mean Girls.

Apart from that, I've barely heard any of those words used in general conversation.

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#23
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Oops

It's early morning, I haven't been up long alright? And the 'a' IS next to the 's'...
#24
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Fetch - cool or stylish.
Fair sure that anyone who says 'fetch' is taking the piss out of Gretchen from Mean Girls.

Apart from that, I've barely heard any of those words used in general conversation.
I don't know if it's related, but I know "Fetching" is a fairly old term, to describe someone who is desirable, attractive, etc.

"I say, old fellow. The squire's daughter over yonder is quite fetching, if I do say so myself"
"Quite"
#25
All of those words are wrong ... Aww darn!
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#26
Is it just me or like 75% of those definitions wrong?

And anyone that talks like that gets "pwned" in the conversation?
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#27
I'm from Memphis. I hear that shit allllll the time...


Well, most of it anyway. A pill is someone who is being a pain in the ass.
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#29
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I'm from Memphis. I hear that shit allllll the time...


Well, most of it anyway. A pill is someone who is being a pain in the ass.


It's an English newspaper isn't it?

Even though its worded like an american newspaper...

In the UK you only hear stuff like this when its like goth's taking the piss out of rappers or chavs.
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#30
haha
im 17 i feel old i didnt know thats what fap really meant
im going to go get drunk in the restroom now
#31
I saw this article in the Sunday Mail ages ago! I was going to post it here, but the paper was thrown out before I could scan it. Thanks TS.

This is just.. so, so bad.

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#32
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It's an English newspaper isn't it?

Even though its worded like an american newspaper...

In the UK you only hear stuff like this when its like goth's taking the piss out of rappers or chavs.

I think it's an American newspaper that is referencing an English website. I'm not sure though.
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#33
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I think it's an American newspaper that is referencing an English website. I'm not sure though.

I saw this exact article in the Sunday Mail (Australian newspaper) months ago (I think last year). Not sure if that's where this particular version of it was taken from, but I definitely saw it in the Sunday Mail.

EDIT: I just googled the writer, and yes, the article is Australian.

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#34
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Well as xCaMRocKx is Australian, this seems to imply that it was an Australian article?
:S
Dunno.

Ahhhh... Touché, sir.
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#35
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I saw this exact article in the Sunday Mail (Australian newspaper) months ago (I think last year). Not sure if that's where this particular version of it was taken from, but I definitely saw it in the Sunday Mail.

EDIT: I just googled the writer, and yes, the article is Australian.

Ausfailia, I am disappoint.

Or maybe I'm terrifically proud of the efforts at trolling geriatric rents.

Those chompers make me cheeze. I'm moo now, so brb, fapping.
#36
There's a reason adults shouldnt try to go down to kids level and try and understand their 'lingo'.
#37
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#38
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Wow. Anybody stupid enough to believe this must be in their 50s or older.



This whole thing looks like it was written by somebody at least OVER 60..
wut.
#39
Did the editor watch Kidulthood then decide that was all the research he had to do?
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