SeveredSurvival missed his, and I'll probably just forget otherwise.

So, looking at all of these radios, it strikes me that my super-duper underground unknown kvlt knowledge doesn't really hold up to most of you young fellows. However, I might not know much about metal, but I know what I like, so here's something completely different, with only two tracks actually containing any music. Educate yourselves - this isn't a very long radio, so please do listen to the whole thing, and don't pay too much attention to the album names.


JUL 23 ChemicalFire
JUL 30 RPExecutor
AUG 06 BlackSymphony6
AUG 13 LucasGtrGod
AUG 20 Annihislater
AUG 27 The WildChild
SEP 3 illuminatiano
SEP 10 Riffmast
SEP 17 we_built_a_tree
SEP 24 Contraband
OCT 01 Vermintide
OCT 08 severed-metal
OCT 15 Psychopathology
OCT 22 duncang
OCT 29 Scourge441
NOV 5 The Virtuoso

(come on lads, pull your fingers out, this was great when it started)
Oh, whoops. I'll listen to this after and tell my opinion on it. Sorry for missing out on mine guys, but it was kind of a good thing I did. Haven't been listening to that much metal recently anyways, so I haven't really discovered anything new.
I drink your milkshake.
Yeah, you're trying to tell me not to pay too much attention to the album names, yeah? With names like, "Spunk drinking festival" ?

That's like telling me not to stare when a 4 armed man walks by.

Also, i'm mildly confused by what i'm hearing.

Severedit: Am I listening to a porno.

Severeditit: All I heard was "head cancer" and "shaft" and now i'm more than confused. This is weird, Webb. Really weird.

"My Grandmother Has Early Onset Alzheimer's So I ****ed Her"

REALLY. This is ridiculous.
Last edited by severed-metal at Jul 12, 2010,
This about sums up my immediate feeling towards this:

EDIT: Ok, 2nd track is pretty damn hilarious

EDIT 2: the re-return: All in all this gave quite a few good laughs. And earache...
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Last edited by Senor Kristian at Jul 12, 2010,
Anyone else see a remarkable similarity between that second track and a Dr. Octagon one who's name escapes me?
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The point of underground bands is their not popular or famous most of the time. Thus there is a good chance they suck.
bahahaha what am I listening to ?

Great choices.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.