#1
...that the pit is a terrible influence on an impressional youngster such as myself, what with all your sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll. Yet, I can't stop. Being a pit monkey is simply too addicting. And look what you've got me doing now: starting a pointless thread just to increase my meaningless internet popularity. However, I owe the Pit a thank you. Thank you for your hilariously stupid shoops and off-color jokes, and in-jokes that don't make since because the posters live in different countries. And, just so I don't seem like an egotistical maniac, and partly to ensure the continuity of this thread, I ask the pit: did you find yourself drawn in to this website just as I was? Surely I can't be the only one to succumb to its sticky, addicting depths. I hope not, anyway.

And don't worry pit, I am not truly mad. If there was a sarcasm font, I would have used it.

So, once again, thank you, UG. i owe you one.
Quote by phlip999
Armstrong to moon bass.
Sorry.

Quote by 0RI0N
I just glanced and thought his name was tampon.


#2
Shut Up Mom!!!!

You Don't Understand Us!
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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ilikeyou.

not hated
#5
pfft, you've been here 1.5 years and think you're already hooked?

Wait until you actually start making friends on here, THEN it's hard to leave
#8
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Your name is Treepoop, let's be honest you weren't all there when you signed up...



I just glanced and thought his name was tampon.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
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#9
A friend introduced me to it. I dared him to post a spam thread titled "I did a shit the other day". He did, and it was wildly popular, and filled with fun and laughter. Bitter and resentful, I signed up myself to start one titled "I have two legs. How about you?" I was insulted brutally and given my first warning. I've been struggling ever since to prove myself to UG, and now that the aforementioned friend has left and gotten a job, I think we all know who's the winner here.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#10
Quote by treepoop
...that the pit is a terrible influence on an impressional youngster such as myself, what with all your sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll. Yet, I can't stop. Being a pit monkey is simply too addicting. And look what you've got me doing now: starting a pointless thread just to increase my meaningless internet popularity. However, I owe the Pit a thank you. Thank you for your hilariously stupid shoops and off-color jokes, and in-jokes that don't make since because the posters live in different countries. And, just so I don't seem like an egotistical maniac, and partly to ensure the continuity of this thread, I ask the pit: did you find yourself drawn in to this website just as I was? Surely I can't be the only one to succumb to its sticky, addicting depths. I hope not, anyway.

And don't worry pit, I am not truly mad. If there was a sarcasm font, I would have used it.

So, once again, thank you, UG. i owe you one.


I think you've mistaken The Pit for something else
#12
took me a while to find the time and achknowledge the message boards, but once i did....
i be stuck in hur!!
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#13
Quote by 0RI0N
I just glanced and thought his name was tampon.


After much thought, I decided that he should now change his custom user title to tampon. It's the pit thing to do.
#14
Ah, but you see, my plan has worked. I have drawn whalepudding, RU experienced? and the living god coreysmonster into my thread. I feel like one of those obsessive middle aged women that reads all those gossip magazines. So, even though this thread is now a giant roast of myself, I have won.

*commences maniacal laughing*

All thats left to achieve ultimate victory is to get Kensai in here.

Edit: Now I'm gonna sig ORION
Quote by phlip999
Armstrong to moon bass.
Sorry.

Quote by 0RI0N
I just glanced and thought his name was tampon.


#15
Quote by treepoop
Ah, but you see, my plan has worked. I have drawn whalepudding, RU experienced? and the living god coreysmonster into my thread. I feel like one of those obsessive middle aged women that reads all those gossip magazines. So, even though this thread is now a giant roast of myself, I have won.

*commences maniacal laughing*

All thats left to achieve ultimate victory is to get Kensai in here.

Edit: Now I'm gonna sig ORION



You've drawn me in too. Still happy?